e story of the bitch lion..

thats right.. i'm refering to the lion of TXJC.. bloody irritating daughter of a bitch.. biased and unfair.. some kind of lion..

and so here's the story of animals...
once upon a time, long before u were born (not really unless u are reading this 10 years later), there was this small and annoying fish.. she was very antisocial and was a thorn in the flesh to most (101% of them to be exact) of her classmates (who were disgraced to be associated with her).. her mother, mama fish, who was equally if not more annoying, was 1 who was god damn free and therefore had nothing better to do, thus visiting the lion(of name and position so obvious) whenever she felt like it.. she brainwashed the lion and soon the lion began picking on the classmates of irritating fish, as she believed every single word that small fish said.. (she of course portrayed herself to be the pitiful and bullied fish).. still unwilling to let some misunderstandings rest, the super free mama fish paid a visit to a poolist and lodge a report.. saying that her classmates sexually harassed her(she shd have scrutinised her daughter beforehand and get her to look into a mirror)... as if.. and so after a while, her other classmates(including those of identical gender) who hadnt already forsaken her forsook her.. she was left alone to rot.. feeling hard done by this, she went on a self-declared holiday and decided to rot at home..

2 months passed and a new sch year begun.. 1 single thing blighted the reunion of the remaining classmates.. the return of ms annoying.. :( .. she was here to stay much to the dissapointment of everyone.. knowing that there was no way she could have shaked off her annoyingity(no, u wont find this word in a dictionary), the others resumed their hate campaign.. resuming their ostracising of her..

who could have guess.. that 1 fine day.. when 4 male classmates were late for a maths lesson and only 4 seats were left in the treehouse(where lessons were taught), which happened to be next to ms stated.. well, man proposes and god disposes.. left with no choice they had to be seated in those unfortunate position.. to the utter dismay of the 4 frens who entered late, ms stated exclaimed loudly :"WHY MUST U CHOOSE TO SIT HERE?" .. this set one of them thinking.. 'if we do not sit here, then are we supposed to sit on the floor?' .. it didnt make sense since he knew perfectly well that they had paid a similar sch fee as ms stated and she was jus bitching and being unreasonable.. but, so as not to make things difficult for the relief teacher, they moved the tables further back and attended e lesson at a displacement so great from ms stated and the whiteboard..

not being able to take this lying down, the 4 frens approached their head teacher(a mouse) to voice their grievances.. BUT.. the mouse(naturally very timid), was unsuprisingly very fearful of the lion.. he did not dare follow up with the matter fearing that he could be eaten up..

a few weeks passed and something happened again.. the school were having their morning singing when the lion spotted a 1m metre gap btw 2 male classmates and stated.. she got grouchy and starting scolding the unfortunate boy who only managed to keep his mouth shut and move to the front..

the next day, there was still a gap btw stated and 2 males.. the only difference was that the 2 males were 4C2 of the previous incident.. they knew that they had to fight for themselves and not rely on timid people.. thus, when questioned by the lion about the gap, they did NOT shut up and walk forward when commanded.. instead, told the lion straight in the face(funny looking when angry) that it was HER who wanted to be distanted from us.. this came as a surprise to e lion and she immediately dismissed facts as nonsense(biased and unfair) and threatened to do something to the class IF there was still a gap the next day :O.. as if it could intimidate the students.. she den went on further by finding and elaborating on excuses to justify that there should not be a gap.. before she could speak till her voice ran out, the song played and she paused..

after the song, lion approached mouse to disclose the happenings and warned him(who was cowering in fear) that she did not want it to occur again.. mouse then approached the students fearfully and ask them what had happened and requested them not to repeat it.. still unhappy and pissed, thinking she was always right, lion continued to stare at the 2 males, as if about to devour them.. but they were not to be intimidated.. and their eyes wandered around, occasionally staring back @ the lion..

so actually, it seems quite obvious that e lion is not as brave as it seems.. she was petrified by mama fish and was manipulated by her.. to hell with the lion.. she should know that not only a fish could find her den.. the parents of the 2 males also knew the way there(they had rifles too), but were jus lying low..

i urge the lion to be less arrogant, less unfair, less biased and less bitchy.. she shd listen to both sides of the story before making a correct judgement(not doing so was the reason for her making wrong assumptions) and not be frightened by a fish and be swayed by tears..