IDIOT ALERT!!! red lights flashing...

ULTIMATE STARER.. BE VERY WARY..
OMG INDESCRIBABLE.. DUMBNESS TO THE CORE.. LOL..
and so here the story goes..
Prologue: as usual, reynold was creating lots of noise in the audi (this i shan deny).. LOL.. so far he has pissed 3 female bands members[individual cases of which are of relatively less significance than the one i'm about to describe, though quite interesting still..], another time a group of malays[mainly females].. and today, the aboveshown STUDENT..
One fine morning, happily while seated at their favourite seats in the auditorium, reynold and his friends were in the midst of a car race whilst the teachers in the front were demonstrating the art of changing the colours of solutions, something reynold deemed too easy for his high level of intelligence, which was why he persuaded his friends to partake in the faithful race.. being very persuasive, he no doubt was able to succesfully persuade them..
well thats beside the points.. at other points during the game, reynold was projecting his voice rather clearly and a tiny bit above the noise level produced when conversing in whispers.. and then after a few points, this rather-above-that-of-whispering noise level managed to incur the immense wrath of mr in-the-photo who so happenedly[and also so happenedly was in slumberland] was seated directly in front of our dearest, 人见人爱 and amiable reynold[how could anyone bear to lose their temper at him i sometimes wonder..].. he awoke from lala land, turned around and stared at reynold with a vicious stare for what seemed like an eternity.. before finally mustering the courage to utter meekly a short phrase: "can shut up or not"?
Of course, knowing reynold -knowing reynold as u probably would- he isnt one who would give in to long stares or fierce glances or even weak cum feeble attempts to intimidate, at least not by someone who jus woke up, he replied cool-ly: "for wat?" ..
That 2 worded reply did nothing to quell the anger of mr photogenic in front.. his stare intensified but sadly for himself, to no avail.. reynold ignored him and resumed playing his game, leaving starer appearing like a fool and after a while, with no choice but to turn back to the front, while reynold continued talking at the same slightly-above-that-of-whispering noise level again..
Epilogue: ok end of story.. now the author's comments on his narrative.. come on la.. if that guy was paying attention listening to lesson, then fair enuf, i admit reynold was in the wrong.. but he was SLEEPING.. in the audi.. paradoxically, he should be thanking reyboy for waking him up so that he can listen to lesson.. so of course he made a fool of himself.. lalala..
OMG.. schummi lost to that damn alonso.. ARGH.. what a stubborn blocker.. but fret not.. ferrari's back in business.. F2005 all e way!! .. jus hope that sick alonso dun become world champ.. sian..
that's all for today.. hope u enjoyed my story, which i'm pretty sure u would.. LALALA.. haha..

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