kenneth is back.. and kenneth wants to blog..

1st things 1st.. that bitch changed blog address... bitch! its no longer seawalk.blogspot.com.. thanks to my informant.. i now know the new url.. yuk ching, please dun tell soon huat that u told me his new address ok? please.... i'm on my knees begging.. (well not literally).. :P so sh u know who told me already? lalalalala~


can u believe that bitch? or slut? jio him go watch 007 tell me not nice.. rather do ______ than watch 007.. (-_-") den sms-ed me on tues asking me where was i when he knew i was sailing.. allegedly because he was guilty.. according to yuk.. hmmmmmm.. hypocrite.. whahahahahahaha... den blame me for watching flushed away without him.. ya loh.. tt day i asked him go out, he tell me he going to sentosa with abovementioned (a/m), and didnt even want to invite me... wah lao.. seriously i mean so its my fault? cock..


anw ya i'm back.. wat a horrible sail.. (a little cuz i was really getting read bored..) well i think the only eventful thing that happened on the trip was last night's BBQ.. fascinating u know.. i never knew navy ships had bbq.. hahaha.. kinda like a cruise.. :S the satay was good and easy to peng.. chicken wings was a disaster because i totally burnt both of mine (i still ate the meat though).. but the pork was delicious.. mmmmmm.. i'm drooling now cuz i'm quite hungry atm.. stupid me.. too bad u werent there otherwise i would've bbq food for u too.. lol...


what else what else..

i find it so amazing what boredom can do to people.. i dun think u can find like more than 30 people (middle aged i.e. 30 and above) playing handheld games (psp, gba, ds etc.).. thats what sailing does to people.. its really interesting to notice.. a master sergeant asking me how to catch sea based pokemon.. a 1sg playing ff5.. a ssg playing field commander.. OMG.. haha..

although not to mention boredom drives smokers to more smoking (really a lot of smoking).. maybe its a kind of release.. so they die earlier and in the process have to suffer less boredom in their life.. its bad to have a smoker fren.. its WORSE for a smoker fren to have a smoker fren... here's why.. smoker1: i feel like smoking, let's go smoke.. smoker2: okay..
smoker2: i feel like smoking, let's go smoke.. smoker1: okay..

*the 1 and 2 references somehow remind me of n1 & n2.. lol...

so in the end, u notice that the 2 smokers are smoking at a much greater frequency (since f = 1/T, and as T gets smaller since the time taken between smoke breaks decreases, f therefore increases.. LOL..) than if he were to have kenneth as a friend, as i would surely tell him not to smoke, thus putting him off.. ok the last part is crap so jus ignore it.. although the observation is true..


life is short. i read 2 books while sailing less than 80 hours.. the 2nd book was very very meaningful.. A Bus Could Run You Over.. the last part.. an eulogy.. seriously.. rather touching.. telling pple to treasure their life and do as much things as u want before your bus runs u over (meaning dying.. doesnt mean everyone will literally get run over by a bus).. u know only 10% of people live >3 years after they retire? imagine u slog and work like shit for 50 years.. n u cant even enjoy 3 years? wun u feel shortchanged? so yea.. dun waste anymore precious time.. jus do wat u've always wanted to do.. even if it involves joining the opposition, so be it.. LOL..


kinda dumb cuz though i brought notes to mug, i hardly mugged.. like less that 10 pages.. the mugging mugger has lost the groove to mug.. ahhhh.. notice the irony.. boooo...


when i came back, there was a flood.. =) though it made me happy.. hahaha.. no it didnt bother me at all..


but something did bother me.. bloody comfort cab.. i tried to call a cab at 1215am.. make me hold on SO BLOODY LONG and den tell me, Sorry, we do not have a cab for you at the moment. Please call back later. KNS.. TWICE.. waste my bloody phone bill.. pissed off at the stupid music they play too.. lucky SMRT CAB is fast.. everyone let's all just use smrt booking service in the future.. and boycott the former.. but then.. smrt cant even have the decency to install printers for receipt.. wat era are we in? stone age?? i mean handwritten receipts? god..


why must changi naval base be in such a god forsaken place?? the cab fare to the nearest mrt station (tanah) is $8 can.......... crap..


so ya when i came home, settled down everything, there was a surprise la.. someone sent me a USD$1 bill.. hahahah.. i was stunned la.. like, IS THIS REAL?? from TIME.. to complete some survey about Toyata advertisements.. which u have to post back to HK (postage already paid).. quite stunning.. they send $$ thru mail.. hmmm.. i'll be keeping it.. the 1st dollar of at least 999,999 more to come.. hahahahaha.. yes say i'm unrealistic.. whatever..



oh i was going to say i'm sleeping.. and rmb-ed how much i slept on the trip.. on wed i slept from 4-6pm.. den from 11pm to 11am thur.. LOL.. purposely 1 la.. cuz i wanted the day to pass faster.. i'm only starting to feel a little tired now.. and its 2.37am.. haha.. time to sleep..

i realise this is a god damn bloody long post.. as i'm sure u too would have realised after reading till here... so yea.. niteX..