laughs hysterically..

tis is a story about a clerk.. works in medical centre..

pes E (hey!! same as me.. lol)

anw pes status not impt.. same pes but totally diff world..

anw again said guy is no lifer..

very very technologically inclined.. clearly has no life.. maintains a server IN HIS HOUSE with like 4??? computers linked tgt or something... spends lots of money every phone bills and payment for his server and electricity (IMPT PART.. will return to this later) and of cuz also $$ to upgrade his computer periodically.. his house phone is answered by the server.. totally unnecessary..

anw said clerk has a dad who is a NEA inspector, u know those going around to grade hygiene conditions of food outlets.. he thinks his dad is a POLICEMAN... LOL man.. child like thinking.. says tt the work documents of his dad are super super impt, Secret Classification and so he HAS to use his server to protect hackers from it.. madness.... or so he justifies it tt way..

*thinks to myself*.. ya rite hackers are going to want to know the grades of the inspection his dad carried out.. oh wait, its displayed in front of the shops... at this point, please laugh with me loudly..


has a uncle who has a shop in sim lim.. this is funny too... not too long ago a few medics were looking to buy external harddisk.. abovementioned clerk says his uncle can give "special rate" of $200.. for 320 gb..

hmmm okay not bad.. seems quite cheap.. i suggested checking hardwarezone pricelists. ERM... actually its much cheaper, can get at $160.. confronts clerk... clerk IMMEDIATELY sinks into depression and contacts uncle..

comes back with a cock n bull story saying the cheaper ones are parallel import(when clearly it states local warranty)... nvm.. then proceeds to say in a totally immature and childlike manner: "next time dun ask my uncle for special deals" .. or smth like tt... HELLO.. its so ex.. no thanks.. this other medic got him to assemble a pc some time ago.. almost 1.5k.. sick..... feel sorry for e medic...




ok tt was e past.. this is the damn funny event tt occured today..

medic x questions said clerk about his server, why he on whole day and waste electricity, in e process contributing to global warming and e melting ice caps.. which in turn causes rising water levels and thus might result in the loss of low lying islands like the maldives... also causes desertification if many areas due to chages in weather patterns..


haha no all he only said global warming.. pardon me for showcasing my knowledge on global warming.. haha..

ok anw clerk replies and says he's using DC instead (batteries), which we clearly know its NOT possible.. but medic x says DC uses even more electricity and raw materials and asked him to explain again.. whahaha.. clerk is speechless..


HERE MEDIC X BREAKS OUT INTO A VICTORY DANCE... PROCLAIMING:"I WIN" loudly.. haha.. i was like supressing my laughter can??

haha unknown to us, clerk has cupped his face and has started crying.. oh GOD...

den walks off saing he's going to complain to CO, Chief clerk and a warrant officer of the grounds of: complain for underestimating my knowledge... erm... LOL????

i'm on e verge of bursting out laughing here..

just then, a spec walks over and heard tt medic x made clerk cry.. spec exclaims: "CONGRATULATIONs.... u're e 1st to make clerk cry"

erm unknown to him, clerk appeared behind.. LOL... classic example of getting caught talking behind pple's back.. haha.. clerk takes his own hp and throws it onto the ground.. LOL.


tts all i have to share... to me its super bth-ly funny..