you know you need to...

(female): embark on a weight loss program if someone mistakes you for being pregnant and offers his/her seat to you on the train/bus..


(male): it gets worse for you.. not only do you look overweight, you look gay.



anyway, my point is, sometimes its difficult to offer seats to people.. you run the risk of humiliating the person you're offering the seat to..

alternatively, some lao hero will refuse to admit their elderliness and refuse your seat and result you appearing like a fool..


Classic example of: 做好人难，做坏人被 STOMP!