This is hilarious: Our minister does not know the meaning of the word FULL

Some findings about escape won't be revealed

THE three-member panel investigating the escape of detainee Mas Selamat Kastari is doing its work behind closed doors and that is the best way, Deputy Prime Minister Wong Kan Seng said yesterday.

Their main aim is to get to the bottom of how the Jemaah Islamiah terrorist fled the Internal Security Department's (ISD) Whitley Road Detention Centre on February 27, but some of the information unearthed will have to remain under wraps.

The reason: the inquiry demands a thorough examination of the centre, including its security and how ISD officers conduct their investigations and gather intelligence.

'Exposing these details in public will compromise the confidentiality which is necessary for ISD's security and intelligence operations to remain as effective as they have been,' Mr Wong said.


But he repeated an assurance he had given earlier, that once the committee finished its work, the Government would give 'a full account' of how Mas Selamat escaped and what would be done to prevent another escape.


My question is: How can an account be considered full if some details are not disclosed? Last I checked, neither Webster, Oxford or Cambridge had released a new definition for the word full.


Oh one more thing: If the ISD remains as "effective" as they had been, very soon we will capture Osama and allow him to escape through the toilet bowl.