May I suggest

That from next year onwards, instead of Ironman or Safra or Sundown marathon/challenge, we host the Mas Selamat Cup, a grueling land and sea expedition for competitors.

Competitors will begin from a toilet along Whitley road and make their way through a dense forest.

On foot, they will then proceed to a coast from which they will utilize an improvised flotation device to swim across the straits of Johor and enter Malaysia.


In the process, because no route will be specified, the armed forces, together with the ISD and SPF, will attempt to track down the competitors to ensure that no help is rendered from motorists, so as to ensure fairness.

The first person to successfully swim across will be proclaimed the winner.

The public will of course, be encouraged to provide assistance by keeping a lookout for competitors and providing the relevant authorities with information should they notice anything suspicious.

Participants will be required to be in orange coverall attire.