something to ponder upon..
happy belated singapore by the way..
imagine during the parade...
Parade Commander (PC): Mr president, permission to carry on the march past.
President (Na): Permission not granted. *whistles*
PC: ???? Sir???
Na: I think I want to inspect the Guard of Honour again.
PC: ???? *jaw drops*
.
.
.
post inspection no. 2
PC: Mr president, permission to carry on the march past.
Na: Permission not granted. *whistles*
PC: (whispers) ji pai siao liao...
Prime Minister (PM): Oei siao aei! You dont chu stunt. You think very fun issit? Make my father stand so long. Not funny ok! Tell you want, you go sign 3 extra, next week you on Istana guard duty.
PC: *sniggers* Mr president, permission to carry on...
PM: You better think carefully, otherwise I cut your food allowance.
Na: Ok ok.. Carry on la! (wah sian kana extra....)
Alright enough of jokes.. I think if someone paid me 2.5 million each year, I will personally tell the PC to carry on before he even asks. haha.

0 Comments:
Post a Comment
<< Home