...A wth DAY...

wth is jus the word.. super bth.. received a warning letter from mindef(in case u dun noe this is the govt body that causes abled-bodied male s'poreans to waste 2 yrs of their god damn short life) saying i nv register.. i was like WTH.. der, rey, sh + n(others) told me defer can liao.. no need to register.. then they come give me crap say must register & tt i nv register.. bullshit me tell me that if i dun register by 2 feb(extended dateline.. initially was 22 jan) den i've to go down personally.. WTH.. damn stupid.. so i call the darn 1800 toll free hotline (not really very hot since i managed to get through without any waiting) and a bastard answer.. very coarse voice.. told me crap like i am already deferred, that after booking the appointment 4 the checkup 6-9 months i'll be informed of my enlistment.. crap.. sounded like some PSLE cert holder.. i hung up and called again.. thankfully was a more educated female who politely explained to me why i received the letter and tt i needed to register(i think males are not suited to answer hotlines.. they cannot go straight to the point and like to talk a lot of cock)..

still in disbelief tt i need to register so early, went to check with tat(hasnt registered) and den wilmond.. yang said tt he registered today too.. that the filling in of parents and siblings particulars, education level, bank account no, medical history(how retarted), shoe size(how retarder), shoulder width(how more retarted), waist(how more more retarded) and head circumference(how retardest) +++ more crap was needed.. like so WTH.. WhyTH would ns require my parents particulars, my siblings particulars?? HELLO.. i'm the 1 being conscripted.. and dont the govt already have all these info.. get rid of the damn red tape.. and what if i lose weight, head get bigger, shoulders get broader?? then the uniform can throw away liao.. DUMB & WTH..

so stupid.. no choice proceded to fill up the 9 section (yes 9!!!) part form.. took me almost 45 mins.. lame & WTH too.. the most wth thing is, after i fixed my appointment(13th april), they never tell me where the HELL am i supposed to go 4 e damn checkup.. i actually had to call again..

damn shit.. i actually have to bring all my education certs(i'm guessing psle and o level) when i take the checkup.. like how is tt going to be useful?? to check if my brain is of correct size?? i say WTH.. den the checkup.. is 4 hours!!! not 2, not 3, BUT 4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bloodtest, urine test, x ray, dunnoe dunnoe wat __gram.. dunnoe dunnoe wat __topy shit!.. and still got psychological test and applitude test.. super WTH..

NS.. the damn thing haven even start i already pissed with it.. sucks.. damn damn damn.. if only i am in the same platoon as mr lee(hsien loong's son).. haiz.. he's same age as us.. if in his platoon cfm damn song.. slack like wth too.. if only..