Thank you Singapore. :D

We the jury, with the power vested in us by the Republic, declare that we find the accused - Kenneth Te_w Ch_ng Zhi, guilty of being an able-bodied 18 year old male Singaporean and hereby sentence him to 2 years of exile at ulu ulu Pulau Tekong.


There, he will be paid a measly $350 a month, in other words a PATHETIC $0.48 cents an hour, be treated like a slave, wake up at 5.30am daily, pay $2 to have a haircut he does not want, have his IC confiscated and in addition to that spend 2 years of his precious youth cleaning toilets, rifles, bunks, learning drill commands and military knowhow which will probably never be of any other use after the 2 years, and in the process taking command from people who probably do not deserve his respect and not to mention he'll be spending those 2 years there so meaningfully, when he could have wasted them further pursuing his education.

Sentence commences on 8th December 2005.