stupid blogger....
how come i'm forced to upgrade to the new one? damn it now my blog some words blurred.. kns..
was looking thru some old stuff (i mean really really old) and i saw a joke i printed out.. can u believe it? i actually printed out notes.. unbelievable.. words cannot describe my astonishment when i discovered it.. i mean, how bo liao can someone get?
okay thats not the point.. i'll post the joke..
In Singapore, living in Highly Dangerous Building (HDB), most people have already gotten used to Pay And Pay (PAP), not only pay, you Pay Until Broke (PUB). If that is not enough, somebody still Purposely Want to Dig (PWD) from you. What can you do if you are in the Money Only Environment (MOE). With the current Mad Accounting System (MAS), you are forced to Pay the Sum Ahead (PSA) which make some people Purposely Owe Some Banks (POSB) and living on Loan Techniques Always (LTA). When you are sick, you might be able to use the Cash Prior to Funeral (CPF) fund if you happen to be admitted to the Money Operating Hospital (MOH) on time. If you are in sure bad luck, you may meet doctor who Never Use Heart (NUH) to treat you and that would make you to Sure Give up Hope (SGH). When that happens, Call Home (CH), you deserve a better place to recuperate. To help to ease the traffic, motorists have to pay Cash On Expressway (COE). If that don't help, the Lousy Tax Accounting (LTA), can always Every time Raise Price (ERP) on the road. If you don't own a car, you can always go for the Mad Rush to Train (MRT) and get squashed Side By Side (SBS). Lastly, under all these pressure, there are not many places we can relax, not even the good place we used to go because it has beceome So Expensive and Nothing TO See Actually (no prizes for guessing)..
is it true? i dun noe about the last part because i haven been there in a long long time.. but i'm sure the expensive part cant be wrong.. and its only going to get worse with the IRs..
anw today TV line up is great.. lol.. soccer (sg vs siam), Superstar (although i dun htink i'm watching cuz i dun even noe who's the finalist...)
oh well... i got a new DIY cupboard ytd.. not very big.. but i like it.. erm spent like 2 hrs fixing up la ytd. dumb wrong and lousy instructions.. resulted in me having to redo it...
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