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Monday, April 23, 2007

Biased Clorets..

I actually find the taste of clorets quite nice.. but recently keep hearing this advertisement on class 95 (cuz recently got car to drive ma.. haha :P)

its something like

" so you finally got a date with your dream girl, but bad breath is a sure way to make the girl (insert phrase cuz i forgot le - but it means turn the girl off)..

den the ad goes on to say smth like clorets, kills bad breath, not masks it"

i'm like wth... stereotypical...

crap.. why must be got a date with dream girl? why cannot dream guy? thats such an insult to gays... and wat only guys can get dates girls cant date a dream guy? lol..

they shd change it to jus simply "dream date"


one more thing.. more qi si ren.. is the ad trying to imply only guys have bad breath? wat the hell.. super nonsense.. haha.......



CONDEMN CLORETS... never eat it again.. lol (joking.. i stil like the taste.. haha)

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Monday, February 26, 2007

have u bought ur toto?

how much edusave do u have? =) keke.. i have $1,351.46.. whahaha.. powered.. it'll be going to go to my cpf once i reach 21.. whee.. lol.. cool.. its like a birthday present on my 21st bdae.. LOL.. courtesy of MOE..


time flies.. one year ago today, i was looking forward to POP from bmt.. like 9 more days (one year ago).. today, i'm looking forward to ORD.. like 9 more months + 9 days.. whahahahahahahahaha.. cool... really really looking forward... sick n tired.. sigh..


i'm sure u guys and maybe some gals will understand the sian feeling of booking in.. esp during bmt.. poor me.. while others experience the feeling of booking in only rarely (like once a week), i've to experience it FIVE times a week.. sigh.. can u sympatize with me? poor thing rite?








LOL.. sorry i just had to rub it in.. tot about this very long liao... haha..

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Friday, February 16, 2007

happy cny everyone..

yea... hope u collect many many red packets...

i hope i collect quality.. not quantity.. haha..


today was cny celebration for my unit.. had yu sheng and a buffet lunch at sembawang.. seriously rich man my unit... i think the mei zhen xiang bbq pork coin got like 10kg can.. so much there.. bth.. er.. still satay, new year goodies, etc etc etc..

i totally cannot believe it.. they gave everyone 2 oranges.... okay la.. thats not wat i cant believe... haha they actually gave everyone 2 oranges PLUS a SIGG bottle.. but they printed the super uncool unit logo on the bottle.. (which i have tediously removed with alcohol swabs and my thumbnail).. LOL... now its good as new.. =) its black and it looks nice.. haha...


think at least 100 bottles were given away.. e 0.6 litres ones.. thats like $2500 mininum? ok la i know they buy in bulk got discount.. but still.. hah...



anyway i was late today.. cuz they said 10.30 yesterday but apprently they informed us we're supposed to reach at 9 today morning.. i didnt receive e call.. not my fault.. lalala..


during the 9-11 meeting.. i heard that they were discussing about offs.. this stupid brainless ssg hates us man.. he has abolished the off system for sailing days.. i.e. on the day we disembark still must go to work until the ship departs... utterly ridiculous... crap man.. zzz


that guy i swear is an idiot.. suck up to superiors.. actually all the regulars are all doing that.. its just that his is the worst and most obvious.. anal guy.. speaking to him is like kinda degrading...

he actually called the "meeting" a discussion.. my ass... he was already superglued onto the idea of making our nsfs lives worse by tweaking the offs system.. sucker... all he did during the 2 hrs was tell those in attendence what he wanted.. and that those we going to be put into place.. HELLO... THERE's something called EMAIL for information desemination.. crap!


i'm giving tuition tmr.. i have to go flip thru the silly sec 3 emaths book later on.. wait tmr the student ask me and i dun noe a thing.. diao.. oh well.. $250/month =)

oh well.. my countdown timer is spoilt... but jus for the record... 293 days left.. whee... ORD!!!!

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Sunday, February 04, 2007

stupid blogger....

how come i'm forced to upgrade to the new one? damn it now my blog some words blurred.. kns..

was looking thru some old stuff (i mean really really old) and i saw a joke i printed out.. can u believe it? i actually printed out notes.. unbelievable.. words cannot describe my astonishment when i discovered it.. i mean, how bo liao can someone get?

okay thats not the point.. i'll post the joke..

In Singapore, living in Highly Dangerous Building (HDB), most people have already gotten used to Pay And Pay (PAP), not only pay, you Pay Until Broke (PUB). If that is not enough, somebody still Purposely Want to Dig (PWD) from you. What can you do if you are in the Money Only Environment (MOE). With the current Mad Accounting System (MAS), you are forced to Pay the Sum Ahead (PSA) which make some people Purposely Owe Some Banks (POSB) and living on Loan Techniques Always (LTA). When you are sick, you might be able to use the Cash Prior to Funeral (CPF) fund if you happen to be admitted to the Money Operating Hospital (MOH) on time. If you are in sure bad luck, you may meet doctor who Never Use Heart (NUH) to treat you and that would make you to Sure Give up Hope (SGH). When that happens, Call Home (CH), you deserve a better place to recuperate. To help to ease the traffic, motorists have to pay Cash On Expressway (COE). If that don't help, the Lousy Tax Accounting (LTA), can always Every time Raise Price (ERP) on the road. If you don't own a car, you can always go for the Mad Rush to Train (MRT) and get squashed Side By Side (SBS). Lastly, under all these pressure, there are not many places we can relax, not even the good place we used to go because it has beceome So Expensive and Nothing TO See Actually (no prizes for guessing)..


is it true? i dun noe about the last part because i haven been there in a long long time.. but i'm sure the expensive part cant be wrong.. and its only going to get worse with the IRs..



anw today TV line up is great.. lol.. soccer (sg vs siam), Superstar (although i dun htink i'm watching cuz i dun even noe who's the finalist...)


oh well... i got a new DIY cupboard ytd.. not very big.. but i like it.. erm spent like 2 hrs fixing up la ytd. dumb wrong and lousy instructions.. resulted in me having to redo it...

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