and this is what we get.. world class detention facility... all the money have been channelled to pay useless regulars..

WORLD CLASS.

Prison Break, Sg style..

Mas Selamat Kastari, For the Win!

The headline shd read, Terrorist owns Singapore Police Force..

No wait.. make that.. Limping Terrorist Owns Singapore Police Force..



to make matters worse, the escape is so embarrasing that no details are provided by the media.. wonderful.. its really the 156th media in the world..


Hail Singapore! World Class...

Here's a list of makan selections to help you battle inflation..

http://forums.hardwarezone.com.sg/showpost.php?p=27333736&postcount=1


alternatively you can decide to save more money by not eating..

NTUC is selling 3 x 600ml Ice Mountain bottles for only $1!! that works out to $0.33 cents a meal.. wow. or $0.00055555555555555555555555555555556 per ml..


if you cant even afford ice mountain, try tap water.. Free at all public toilet (provided there's no entrance fee)..

Many more good years ahead... =)

and anticipate the fact that our income tax and gst will be used to:

1) purchase flowers to decorate places redundantly

2) build a senseless town to accomodate kids for free when we could have earned more hotel revenue


and rejoice that:

1) inflation will go through the roof

2) Transport cost will continue to rise due to overwhelming demand



All for the sake of the spirit of the olympics.

Woohoo! Cheers to that. =)


Thank you 66.6. Thank you IOC. Thank you PAP. Thank you STB.

I'm sure we all love you.

That's cheap man SPH.

Amusing to note the avatar used is Lee nanxing. LOL

Background info:

Full name : Kong Hee
Born : 23 August
Accepted Christ : 1975

Qualifications:

* Raffles Institution: 1977-1980
* Raffles Junior College: 1981-1982
* Graduated from National University of Singapore,
Bachelor of Science (Computer & Information Sciences):
1985-1988




"Singapore is at the end of the world." Wow. Didnt know that. Must be something they taught at RI and RJC.

Also, he says he knows ALL the pastors and the churches in Indonesia, Phillipines, Japan, Taiwan, in India... WOW... he knows all of them.. bullshit...

吹牛!

Full of Shit.

(female): embark on a weight loss program if someone mistakes you for being pregnant and offers his/her seat to you on the train/bus..


(male): it gets worse for you.. not only do you look overweight, you look gay.



anyway, my point is, sometimes its difficult to offer seats to people.. you run the risk of humiliating the person you're offering the seat to..

alternatively, some lao hero will refuse to admit their elderliness and refuse your seat and result you appearing like a fool..


Classic example of: 做好人难，做坏人被 STOMP!

Warning: contains pictures.


His actions have greatly influenced lives around the world and shocked the industry.


To date, there are 1093.


In fact, almost everyone of us have seen 1 of it.


Let me briefly introduce him.


Edison was never satisfied with just one try. He tried and tried and tried. That is why we now enjoy what he produced.


Let us all give it up for EDISON. (click on the name for sample picture)


If you have enjoyed what you have seen, you can pay a tribute here.


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Thomas Edison, the man I respect the most!



We have seen the light bulb he invented.
He has 1,093 US patents in his name.

Superman in the house.. His sense of humour, i like! kobe's shocked and amused expression says it all.



and best of all, no mumbling..

and want to waste it in the worst possible way,

please watch kung fu dunk on a weekend.


nuf said.

Singapore Grand Prix Purchase :: RACE000XXX

Dear CHONG ZHI KENNETH TEOW,
We thank you for your order. Please print this page for your record. We have summarized your order below for your easy reference.

Confirmation Number: #RACE000XXX

Site: GPS Station: CAS027 Date: 2/14/2008 Transaction: 8
Payment Mode: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Qty Description Race Date Race Time Unit Price Subtotal
4 3 DAY BAY GS YELLOW UPPER - STANDARD 26.27.28 Sep 08 8pm S$248.00 S$992.00
1PICK UP S$0.00S$0.00
Total including GST:S$992.00

Muahahaha..

see mr brown's blog for a self pwn thread on edmw..

look at the picture for a self-pwn 1 sms pwn² 2 people sms.






¹: Self-Pwn : To kill/humiliate yourself, to punch yourself in the face (see also Pwn).

²: Pwn : Implies domination and/or humiliation of another person. Originated from the typo mistake of "Own".

p.s. no offence k guys? in the name of fun..

is China ready for the olympics?
let u see 2 pictures den u tell me k?







anyway, dun you feel singapore is becoming little china? omg i have that feeling.. so many ah tiongs and xiao long nus around... these are our foreign talent imports who are scolding indian customers at coffee shops because the customers cannot speak chinese..

the people who seem to have microphones implanted into their larynx.. people who are taking up 60% of our newly created jobs..

dont really have a gd impression of them..


anw nus n ntu raising prices.. y am i not surprised.. so please dun try and chu stunts and change courses unless absolutely necessary because if you do, u'll have to pay the new sch fees (4% more)..

Thank you 66.6%¹.


¹Refers to the majority of Singaporeans who voted for PAP. Usually used sarcastically when the government implements some undesirable policies

Damn funny kid


Steven Lim On Edison Chen(陳冠希) Incident


Bloody GAY


Another gay fan- this time britney



hilarious video for helpdesk

(CNN) -- Saudi Arabia has asked florists and gift shops to remove all red items until after Valentine's Day, calling the celebration of such a holiday a sin, local media reported Monday."

As Muslims we shouldn't celebrate a non-Muslim celebration, especially this one that encourages immoral relations between unmarried men and women, " Sheikh Khaled Al-Dossari, a scholar in Islamic studies, told the Saudi Gazette, an English-language newspaper.


wow. and bombing embassies, losing control of planes, demolishing tubes/trains, decapitating heads, planting IEDs, kidnapping foreigners is considered moral.

Truly Asia.

Two years ago, a teenager was raped by seven men who found her alone with a man unrelated to her. The government sentenced the 19-year-old woman to 200 lashes and six months in prison for being in the company of a man who wasn't a family member or her husband. She was later pardoned. The seven rapists were sentenced to two to nine years in prison.

Li Xueying
Mon, Feb 04, 2008
The Straits Times

But Singaporeans themselves will, at the same time, have to make adjustments, he said. One suggestion: Go for cheaper house brands.

Erm, how about we replace the cars provided for ministers (if there are any) and Mindef's top echelons with Cherry QQs? Lead by example ma.

Or since the MRT/Bus system is an efficient mean of transportation, ask ministers to take MRT trains/buses for non-essential travelling leh. Ask them to take train to Takashimaya for shopping with family la.

Why am I not surprised that I have never heard of a minister doing so?


Take note!

He will tackle the cost fears with you, as for the cost increases, sorry don't count him in because he din mention them.

Talk is cheap. I also can tackle the pregnancy fears with women, does that mean I will not need to serve NS?

Talk is cheap. I also can tackle the cost fears with my fellow Singaporeans, can i get an annual income of more than US$2 million a year?

Please?

The HDB (under $2m Minister Mah Bow Tan) had used the clever term "market subsidy" to confuse buyers of HDB new flats into thinking their flats are "heavily subsidized" (Mah's own words) by the PAP Govt.In fact, there is no "cash subsidy" at all and the HDB is actually raking in a cleverly-disguised profit !
Here's why:

Since 2002, many have queried the HDB in newspaper forums on how its new flats are actually priced. Last December, the HDB finally confirmed that "the prices of new HDB flats are based on the market prices of resale HDB flats, and not their costs of construction."This is a simple-to-understand example using data from 2000, when 5-rm new flats were priced upwards of $200,000.

However, from actual tendered contracts of HDB Building Contractors, the Construction Cost per flat was about $50,000. Adding on an estimated $70,000 for Land Cost & Other Related Costs, the Total Breakeven Cost per flat was about $120,000 --- which HDB should set as the selling price, since it is supposed to be a not-for-profit, low-cost public housing developer.

But, under the market-based pricing approach, HDB will first look at the then prevailing market price of, say $260,000 of a 5-rm resale flat. It will then pick a lower figure of, say $200,000 as the selling price for the 5-rm new flat --- never mind if its actual Total Breakeven Cost was only $120,000.

The HDB can then say the new flat buyer is getting a "market subsidy" of $60,000 arising from the difference between the resale flat price and new flat price. Notice, under such an approach, there is absolutely no "cash subsidy" granted at all to the new flat buyer. Instead, the HDB is actually collecting a profit of $80,000 per flat (representing a 67% profit margin). In contrast, private developers normally earn around 20% profit margin for assuming business risks.




In the 1970s, the starting graduate salary was $1000 per month. Then, in the HDB Marine Parade Estate, prices of new 5-rm, 4-rm and 3-rm flats were $35,000, $20,000 and $17,000 respectively.

In 1990, average price of new 5-rm flats was $70,000. Such prices then reflected a "cost-based pricing approach". Now, starting graduate salary is 3 times higher at $3,000 per month but prices of similar HDB new flats have gone up by 10 times to 30 times. The massive price hikes were largely the result of the HDB switching over to a "market-based pricing approach".

Everytime Raise Price (ERP) + add gantries