i keep waiting.... come to me!!!!

http://forum.istclub.com/images/misc/HokkienSpeeding.mp3


Driving a car around aimlessly is really fun.
Some like to speed while others like to take their time.
Some drives with one hand while the other hand play with their girlfriend.
Some look at girls and crash upon the old folks
Can't differentiate the red light and the green light and just drive though.
Got drunk and run down a person, is your greatest mistake in life
Must endure if the pager rings and get summon for using the phone.
You must get ticket if you enter CBD. Dodge if you see bus lane.
If you want to drive aimlesly don't foul around
If you are stubbon be prepared to throw your license away. (take your license again...)


lame sia...

she should find an army man......cos....

he can make the bed....

he can save money by wearing the same thing daily....

he can sew....

he can sweep, wipe and mop....

he is very very very puntual....

he will greet pple he sees....

he can clean toilets

and he take orders....




she should however avoid professional pianists, because they're damn good at siaming.... and return 40 yrs later...


lol...

A young executive was leaving the office at 6 p.m. when he found CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.

"Listen,"said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?"

"Certainly," said the young executive.

He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.

"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO, as his paper disappeared inside the machine. "I just need one copy."

Lesson - Never, never assume that your BOSS knows everything



This is absolutely sick.. though i hate cats.. its still sick...

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yes no doubt life's very slack.. in fact too slack that some asked for a more xiong 5bx... wat we do everyday is jus either sleeping, takin meals, havin canteen breaks, havin admin time or having lectures in audi or practical lessons in trainin shed.. so life's SUPER slack... got this bunk mate from ninja was shocked to have 1 hr admin time after lunch.. lol..


but e course to me i believe is very meaningful.. e paramedic skills we learn (yes 13 textbooks, no less) will stay will us even after ns and its a skill that cannot be obtained easily in e civilian world, unlike driving, although being a driver in ns would be really cool...

in 1 week (8 weeks more), i've learnt how to use oxygen cylinder to resuscitate, suck fluids (aspirate) and to respirate, learnt how to clear airways, learn about shock.. and how to IV... intravenous fusion.. really cool although its not easy to be a poker or a pokee.. there'll always be e phobia.. (the smaller e number, the bigger e needle... )

i'm sure in the remaining few weeks i'll pick up more useful skills that who noes might be useful in e future...


i am a medic in e Singapore Armed Forces
i take pride in my vocation, my skills and e responsibilities entrusted to me
i will seek to constantly upgrade my professional knowledge and skills
i will save lives, reduce suffering, show care, concern and compassion to all those i threat
i will serve my fellow soldiers, the medical corps and the saf with total commitment
MEDIC!


STUDY STUDY STUDY!!!!

nee soon seems far but $12 cab nia.. 4 pple share very reasonable.. nt so bad after all.. and the food there is much much much much better than that island.. because at SMM, we see stars and lots of crabs...


my platoon comprises of mainly rj/hc/nj/vj pple.. like godly.. haha.. some from units with ite / o level certs and some poly.. overall they're all very fun loving pple.. jus startin to get to know each other.. and my longest route march there is like 6km.. hahaha...

everyone hear e word medic 1st impression confirm WAH SLACK!!!


but a combat medic has to chiong sua together with a STRETCHER... omg...... siao liao...

according to e geneva convention, medics are not allowed to be killed during war... hmmm so does tt mean i'm safer?? haha...

read tt the 1st 9 weeks will be very slack.. lectures after lectures.. FRIDAY BOOK OUT... + canteen breaks etc... learning to do cpr (e correct way and not the 5 mins lecture style in bmt), use defibrillator (like in those shows).. downside is after 9 weeks post out to infantry unit den siao liao.. haha...

i think i'm quite satisfied with e posting.. at least i'll be learning some skills that are practical and useful in civilian life/world after i ord.. not some INCOMING, ARTI, LEOPARD CRAWL bullshit others will continue to learn.. haha... who noes i might even develop a passion to saving lives and change my NUS application next year?? :P ..

good luck to all e rest who received their postings (except drivers and clerks.. i hope u tio unreasonable i/cs).. if u like ur posting, gd for u.. otherwise, suck it up.. 1 yr 7-9 months more?? + 10 yrs of reservist?? very fast over 1 la.. haha..


ok probably the worse thing about e course is the IV needles tt i'll be injectin into buddy / buddy will be injecting into me.. scary..

11:38 ... pride sia!! k la noe still quite lan but last year i run 16:10 for napfa...

POP lo!!!!

kana cheated by 5 days of leave cos we all forced to take leave for them to post us out.. crap!

when u see pple enlist at the ferry terminal while u're already a private, its quite song..

today i passed my ippt.. (i only realised the possible repercussions after i pulled the stupid 6 chin-ups... wat if i posted to sispec?? i think i'll sufferrrrrr there.... would i die there??? omg i cant imagine mon, wed, fri SOC.. crap... ok the pay is tempting.. 700++ a month.. who wun like it?? and its so far from tampines... then again i might be worrying for nothing... cos i noe my peer appraisal prob sucks.. haha.. i chao keng-ed too much i think everyone hates me.. haha..)


today 2 of my teachers agreed to help me.. (to be my referees.. am v thankful to them... )

today i found out that mr chow has retired... (slacking daily.. he said he told me last wed.. i din rmb..)


mixed feelings.... i shd be glad to pass my ippt but yet... damn... and no more champions league for lfc... crap...

3 months flies by....

the feeling of completing 24km route march : priceless...



i'm already going to POP on tues.... then i'll have block leave (aka sch holidays) till 19th and on the 20th i'll reportin to where i'll be posted to.. most likely unit but how nice if its navy, air force, ncc, clerk, driver etc... anything tt can slack.. haha... dreaming........


life is definitely gonna be more xiong and guess the only thing to look forward to is e pay increment of $100 - to $450 - per month.. -.-... and perhaps the friday book outs too... haha... and there's also the AMAZING $100 bonus on may 1st for all nsfs....


actually unit i dun mind protection of installation (POI) battalion.... ask me go hold gun patrol changi airport/orchard road 1 month dun book out also nvm!!! preferable airport cos got aircon.. hahaha... dreaming again....



in 3 months i made lots of frens... pple who chao kenged with me, who kana tekan with me, had fun, took hardship and route marched with me.. (btw my 24km ended ytd... PRIDE!!!! march from 3.30pm - 1am.... woohooo..... )


"from a boy to a man" <--- thats wat BMT is supposed to do to us.. but haha i dun think it worked.. for me @ least...


bmt xiong but last 2 weeks quite slack la... hardly any punishments... though the Parade rehearsals sucks totally.. e hot sun... my skin is peeling........ so pain... last 2 weeks also quite fun... recruits nite was a great success..

1 yr 9 months more.. !!!!!!!!