probably europe's worst kept secret.. will liverpool be in next year's champions league.. an analogy: would singapore be having a casino? (a few days before the announcement)

i mean come on.. the answer is so god damn obvious.. fifa & uefa president and vice president, G14, maradona, beckenbauer, +++ many millions of others.. and u dont call an emergency uefa committee meeting for the sake for saying no.. that would be absurd.. LOL..

btw.. football trivia:

Who is La Liga's top scorer this season.... (scroll down for ans)

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i'm sure u've guessed samuel eto(if u follow soccer that is).. haha.. but u're wrong.. its none other than Man U reject DIEGO FORLAN.. lol.. cant believe it.. they must be shooting themselves in the heads right now.. sold him for peanuts and now he has got him team into the CL.. POWER!

shaun has violated international copyright laws by passing off an unknown equation as his own..

Study = No Fail ----------- (1)
No study = Fail ----------- (2)

Combining Eq 1 + 2 :

Study + No Study = Fail + No Fail
Study ( 1 + No ) = Fail ( 1 + No ) -------------- Factorising
Eliminating the common Factor, ( 1 + No )
We get, Study = Fail


quite retarded.. but still LOL.. saw it on 1 table in sch..

and shaun is pissed too.. LOL.. his 5000 words report says it all.. ah.. *wonders* who's the person in question.. i'm sure rey too would be interested jus so we can exact REVENGE!!! haha..

oh ya btw students of tpjc.. estimate for JC2 common test: ~70 chapters (more than that actually) to study for phy, chem and maths combi.. so good luck all.. dun be afraid to admit u're mugging RIGHT now.. its doesnt matter what others feel as long as u dun experience shit when u receive ur results.. (sorry this doesnt apply to shuan for 2 reasons.. 1) he's already mugging now at the time of writing and 2)he'll definitely experience shit because we'll all be saying he's so pro *clapz* when he gets his results back because he had mugged since time immemorial.. :P

sian its so boring.. + wed & friday have to go to NUS.. damn.. all the way there.. :(.. maths olympiad (which i already know i'll get less than 5%) and treadmill test.. HOW SUPERLY DUMB THAT U HAVE TO DO ALL THE WAY TO BUONA VISTA JUS FOR A TREADMILL TEST.. Dumbnation..

computer fair at expo.. 2-5 june i think.. erm 11am - 8pm daily i think again.. might have psp for sale cheaper.. who noes.. so u might 1 2 take a look..

today of course is SHOOTING's camp.. argh damn boring + hot in the range.. LOL. went for 1.5 hours, and went home.. glad we din pay like $4.. heh..

the topic just says it all :D


No small toffees for feast tonight
Kopites party with Turkish delight
Jose, Sir Alex , London press
All choking on sweet success
Money, not love, is your drive
But tell us, can you count to 5?

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Wembley'78
Paris'81
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Istanbul'05

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for reasons i jus cant fathom, ah liang seems to be a natural magnet for trouble.. today! AGAIN! that nut case.. after emerging from the damn cinema at 3pm (damn late supposed to be in sch by 2.30pm), we walked hurriedly to interchange to take bus.. then as usual at mrt there, u have pple trying to sell charity tickets.. point to note: THEY DO GET COMMISIONS FOR THEIR SALES.. so ur $2 maybe only $1 goes to the charity.. taking into account what the seller gets, manager gets, overheaad costs etc.. anyway back to the point.. this chao ah beng-looking selling approached rey and attempted to persuade him to buy 1.. rey immediately said no, in a hurry..

den that idiot replied: come on la.. everyone also say in hurry..

rey replied: shut up la jus shut up la.. (something like tt la..)

wah the guy immediately hot!!.. keep shouting at him wats ur problem and those sort of stuff.. nvm.. rey bo hiew and continue walking.. walk till the 香 there, i turned back and saw the guy running towards us (jus started running) from the pavement next to MRT.. wah like loser like that.. LOL.. then reached us, rey still continue walking ahead.. LOL.. heck care him.. (jus like tt time with starer).. LOL.. after a vulgarity-spewing session, the guy asked rey to watch out.. LOL.. typical loser + gangster.. i think if he din chase us, he could have sold another ticket.. how can they get such idiots to sell 1 sia.. LOSER.. gangster selling charity ticket.. see the irony? LOL..


ok to the movie.. we watched house of wax.. wah the show is super sick.. mad 1 sia.. take real life humans turn to wax figures... THE WHOLE TOWN residents changed to wax and tourists too.. MADness.. damn damn damn sick.. k no more spoilers.. go watch urself..

now college day rehearsal.. WAH KAO DAMN SIAN.. the teacher some more din allow me to play psp.. crap.. wat respect performers.. zzz.. so boring la.. zzz.. went thru lame procedures of collecting prize(had to go up stage 3 time jus to fill up all the names called with people.. the humanities HOD some more ask me which 1 am i really collecting sia.. zzz.. din believe i prize winner initially.. LOL) .. den after collecting we escaped and went to central to find games.. too ex.. so go to parkway.. no stock so went home.. SIAN sia.. LOL.. but SONY gallery now allow pple to play psp there sia.. LOL.. power.. but we wearing sch u.. den they say cant.. LIKE WTH.. zzz.. lame.. sony selling memory card damn ex sia.. cheat pple money 1..

shaun.. ur blog.. change font size leh.. i read 1 para, can go blind liao sia.. LOL.. black and white too contrasting liao very bad for eyes.. LOL.. i want to perpetuate my perfect eyesight.. LOL.. unlike reynold that near blind person.. LOL..


EDIT: i'm leaving out the Paris Hilton (PH) part cose surely u'll find shaun blogging on it.. LOL.. and i wonder how's derrick afternoon.. actually i have some backdated photos to post but i'm lazy.. sorry.. haha

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When you walk through a storm,
Hold your head up high,
And don't be afraid of the dark.
At the end of a storm,
There's a golden sky,
And the sweet silver song of a lark.
Walk on through the wind,
Walk on through the rain,
Though your dreams be tossed and blown..
Walk on, walk on, with hope in your heart,
And you'll never walk alone.......
You'll never walk alone.

Unfit for grading and pending further review.. LOL.. have to go for a threadmill + heartbeat test... if deemed unfit for NS den SONG sia.. LOL.. great waste of time today.. reached at 10 at e damn place.. vision, audio, blood, cough, aptitude and urine test and also x-ray, height and weight and even dental.. shitty.. waiting before every station.. thx to e black sleek block which saved my life so i need not rot while waiting.. aptitude test was at 2pm.. damn sia.. 1pm break let us eat lumch.. omg damn lame..

tip for all: want to be together with frens/partner while taking the tests? 1 of u go late then.. wun die 1.. LOL.. today i late 30 mins jus say came from sch so late..

aptitude test hard sia.. do until i pissed.. esp the part when they tell u to visualise the rotating images.. DAMN.. headache.. den got 1 part give u 2 seconds to memorise a number.. WTH!! 8-10 digits i cant tahan liao.. confirm all wrong.. LAME..

pple there are highly unfriendly.. yep u'll understand it when u go..

if u cant succeed on the 1st try(1 goal difference), try a second..
if u fail the 2nd(1 goal difference), try a third..
if the 3rd is another failure(1 goal difference), dun be disheartened, go for a forth..
if the 4th is an encouraging draw, dun rest on ur laurels, try a fifth..
now surely everyone knows after the 5th(1 goal difference :P), u're in the champion's league final..

who cares if the ball crossed the line.. who cares if it was cleared in time.. well.. i dont.. and neither does UEFA..

LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA... CHEALSEA.. CONGRAGULATIONS ON BECOMING KONCKOUTS IN THE SEMI-FINAL STAGES FOR TWO CONSECUTIVE SEASONS.. KUDOS TO U.. the one who laughs last, laughs BEST..


So.. why did chelsea lose.. hmm.. is it because Rafa is better than Mr Boar? or maybe the linesman cockeye.. or maybe chealsea player too tired? or were liverpool the better side with an excellent performance? or the 12th man home advantage? or was the proud manager too xia lan for his own good(League cup final)? well.. watever reason/excuse u decide on, one things for damn sure...


P.S. : Roman, the Champions League's strictly not for sale sorry....

20 years since pool has been in a european cup final.. wasnt even born then.. THANK YOU LUIS.. and thank u too to the rest of the players.. valiantly defending like knights...

You'll Never Walk Alone..

OMDG.. 3 of us got call "3 losers" today by derrick.. !#$%!#$%!#.. jus because he gets to go for the 12 by 1 and the dragon boat and we dun.. well.. we cant really help it can we?[read past posts if u're clueless] u tell us to jus heck care and go and run.. easier said than done.. oh well watever.. :K

OMG yuk ching has FINALLY got her net connection back and updated/revamped her used-to-be-so-pathetic-looking blog.. LOL.. ok la got to admit it looks rather pleasant to the eyes.. although most people will agree it still pales in comparison wen compared with that of yours truely.. if u dun believe, ask urself why u're reading this post now yuk ching.. :P

wah kao.. she created a new blog... and damn its jus for pple she trusts nia.. and its for her to say the things she really wanna say.. that meanie doesnt want to tell her the URL!! argh.. LIAR.. GIVE ME FAKE URL!! #$%#$%#$%.. come on leh.. tell me leh.. i'll be trustworthy.. :K .. hmm...

WANTED: TYPED, WRITTEN OR SAID...
REWARD: $999,999
yuk ching new blog's url..

now check THIS really cool webbie out... u really should.. i promise u its an exhilarating and interesting site.. courtesy of soon huat.. thanks man..

time is not on our side.. so start studying.. remember.. Everything is possible when u mug.. or is it hub? ah.. watever..

whee.. tmr is medical checkup day.. which in simplified terms = NO NORDIN PE AND NO GP LESSONS.. [to a lesser extent CCA].. yep.. LOL.. 9.30 checkup means leaving the sch after chem lecture.. LOL..

LOSER

:D LOSER :D