after so many failed attempts, the moment has finally arrived...


after japan, shanghai, australia, malaysia failed to materialise, we're finally going overseas together.. LOL..

ok lets exclude the cruise trip when we went overseas but stayed on the ship throughout.. LOL..


yay.. HONG KONG here we come! 买东西，吃东西，买东西，吃东西.. LOL.. and so coincidentally we're even taking the same flight.. muahahaha.. jus cant stop thinking of the psp accessories we're going to buy.. LOL.. but 1st will have to wait another 31 hours more.. DAMN! right now i want to sleep so bad... LOL... count the days i haven been able to totally be free.. damn CT..

power.. yawns.. so glad CT is finally over.. anyway.. war of e worlds is not bad.. but jus like all recent movies, the ending sucks.. oh well worth my $8 though.. gayness we watched e 9.30 show.. zzzz... sort of jus bathe.. LOL.. sleepin in moments..

神也是人， 只是做了人做不到的事，所以叫神

http://www.tpjcian.net/teow_chong_zhi_kenneth/fac%20test%202005%20on%20electro%20and%20mag.doc

for reynold tan.

while i wait for gay (opps i mean jay) chou lovers to flame me, let's discuss about something else..

MOVIES FEATURING FAMOUS PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT ACTORS...

imho, pple who watch movies who feature famous pple who are not actors just so they can watch them are foolish.. sorry reynold i'm critising u too because u were so despo to watch house of wax !!! :O LOL!! ... nah.. my readers will surely be able to discern which movie i'm refering to and who i'm refering to too..

but of course, it has to be house of wax because ONLY that movie got non actor/actresses acting in...

yep.. if u watch these movies (wait isnt there only 1 - why am i using these??- am i implying something???) just to watch ur idols and not because u're interested in e story, u're really foolish - sorry i have to say this - because u've so stupidly fallen for the gimmicks of the producers to attract more viewers..

yes, u really have been tricked and most of e time, u'll just pay for the ticket to watch a dumb and short performance by ur idol in which they're paid obscene $$$ to act.. E.g. act 15 mins den kana speared as in paris' case in house of wax.. BTH..

lalalalalalala.. let the flaming START!

omg.. its the 2nd in a month opposite my block.. imagine the incessant amount of noise generated man.. i'm sure all of u who live in hdb noes about it.. but if u extremely wealthy and live in mansions, sorry u have to be lost on reading..

LIKE OMG MAN!! PPLE STUDYING LEH.. WHY MUST BLAST THE STUPID, 难听 music ?????? #$%^##$%#@#$..

1stly, they hire idiots who cant sing but rather, they shout!!!!..

next, they blast these shoutings so loudly it seems as if they are attemping to announce the wedding to e whole tampines..

come on la.. jus be considerate and lower e stupid vol to a reasonable volume so tt jus e pple at e wedding can hear ok? we're really not interested in noeing about ur damn marraige nor how rich u are to afford powerful speakers or even how influential to invite jay chou quality to perform at ur marriage.. so kindly jus shut up. the singing sucks..

well that justs 治标 but to 治本, THEY HAVE TO STOP HOLDING THEIR STUPID MARRIAGES AT VOID DECKS... i mean.. marriage is like once in a lifetime (though not totally true nowadays) so come on la cant u afford to go to a restaurant and get a decent celebration that u'll be able to reminisce about in e future with delight?

plus, the place where ur stage is (where the couple will sit) happens to be the spot countless of coffins have rested in the past.. with no due disrespect to the deceased, but seriously, how well does this bode for e marriage (or how auspicious is it man!)? i mean, surely u wun hold a marraige at a cemetry right? well at least i wont..! same theory here!!!

let's say u're reeally so broke u cant afford a restaurant wedding, surely u can afford to rent a dilapidated warehouse is tuas or something????? just dun torture HDB residents la... we're sick of the loud music.. ok and some will say this is the tradition of malays... well, i dont buy that sorry.. why dont i happen to see malay weddings in maylaysia, indonesia, china, usa etc etc being held in void DECKS??? clearly, something is wrong in singapore! allah willing, pls stop holding weddings at void decks.. thank you very much.. god bless u..


now to another stupid occurance in our everyday lives.. LOCAL productions shown by channel 8 that are dumb, dumb, and dumb.

now let's do a little analysis on why its stupid, stupid and stupid.

1) The stories keep repeating, always revolving around the family (recall and u'll surely agree with me.. even i dun watch these dumb shows i also noe)

2) Its a feeble attempt to imitate zhen qing, the most successful family drama serial

3) Repeated storylines sucks and coupled with lousy actors and lame acting

(1) + (2) + (3) = STUPID, DUMB, and SENSELESS shows that are shown every weekday, 7pm-8pm & 9pm-10pm, which have lots of viewers because these viewers do not realise what they are watching and also because channel U now shows only @ 10pm (HK shows which are much nicer)..

thus, we should only watch tv on channel U @ 10pm on weekdays and on saturday, 7pm on channel 8 and 11pm too and on sunday 7pm on channel 8 and 8pm on channel U.. which in otherwords also mean, boycott retarded shows like PSC nite (hosted by tt lame guy n e ads are damn lame too) and also some senseless shows that go around requiring photos to be taken..

THEY ARE DUMB.

thats all i have for now.

ok ya so i was mugging today (physical quantities) and i came across this value probably so familiar to all.. avaogrado's constant..

and then i wonder.. why the hell did avogrado invent a number so big, and so not practical? cant he choose 6 x 10²³?? wouldnt that be like easier to remember and count?

speaking of counting, how did he manage to ensure that there was exactly 6.02 x 10²³, not 1 more, not 1 less??? i mean.. merely counting 6.02 x 10²³ apples would take a century, what about counting 6.02 x 10²³ atoms??

and how did e smart guy manage to realise that 6.02 x 10²³ carbon atoms = 12grams? i mean come on how does 1 even weigh an atom? sure we all know a carbon atom weighs (12)/(6.02 x 10²³) but how did e person find out the individual mass of an atom??

anw that was just to set u thinking..


btw shaun, as soon as u see this, please sms me ur house number.. i dun have it and dun wanna call ur hp cose it's costly.. lol.. thx.. P.S. (spoiler alert) i wanna date u next week..


oh ya on yesterday's murder.. u probably noe about it.. this idiot went to chop up a female's body and throw into kallang river.. dun get me wrong.. he's not an idiot because he chopped up the body.. he's an idiot because he got caught in 1 day.. thats the dumbest ever thing that can happen to a murderer.. i mean.. come on la.. so bloodly foolish.. u kill someone, at least try to get rid of evidence ma.. or at least flee to some country without any extradition treaty with singapore la.. really is cum gong leh.. LOL.. want to chop pple's body, go bury it la.. throw in water in cardbox somemore.. so obvious pple will find it.. brainless fool.. or chop until mince meat la.. dumb.. !!! ~~~ !!!




the next section is hilarious.. taken from a CNN article.. omg i BTH...

Ketchup stain sparks e-mail flurry
Friday, June 17, 2005 Posted: 7:01 AM EDT (1101 GMT)

LONDON, England -- An e-mail exchange between a law firm executive and a secretary over a ketchup stain has set London's legal world buzzing.

The details were forwarded across the city after Richard Phillips, a senior associate at Baker & McKenzie, sent a message to secretary Jenny Amner.

The exchange appears to refer to her spilling ketchup on Phillips' trousers and who should pay the cleaning bill, UK's Press Association reported.

The first e-mail, which Phillips sent on May 25, said: "Hi Jenny. I went to a dry cleaners at lunch and they said it would cost £4 to remove the ketchup stains. If you cd let me have the cash today, that wd be much appreciated."

On June 3, Amner replied: "With reference to the e-mail below, I must apologize for not getting back to you straight away but due to my mother's sudden illness, death and funeral I have had more pressing issues than your £4.

"I apologize again for accidentally getting a few splashes of ketchup on your trousers. Obviously your financial need as a senior associate is greater than mine as a mere secretary." [ this part is LOL-ly hilarious and sarcastic]

She wrote that she had told various partners, lawyers and trainees about his e-mail and they had offered to "do a collection" to raise the cash. [ so is this]

"I however declined their kind offer but should you feel the urgent need for the £4 [ and this], it will be on my desk this afternoon."

Subsequently the e-mail exchange was forwarded across the legal world, with comments added questioning Phillips' generosity.



and blah blah blah.. e rest nuting much but if u dun trust me and insist, here's e url http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/europe/06/17/ketchup.legal/index.html

its the sian season again! june holidays in JC just sucks... what kind of hols require u to mug daily? #$!%!#$%!#^$!#^%!#$%!$#%.. haha.. too many chaps.. why must CT include last year's chap?? zzz... i shall go o.o teevee now.. thx for reading till u.. u are truely my loyal reader.. :P

ah... welcome back my loyal reader.. i apologise for bore-ring you for the past few weeks.. well at least most of you since u are not soccer fans and wun appreciate the champions league that liverpool won.. [it still plays in my head after 2 weeks]...

ok nuff of e boring intro and lets zooommm into e topic..

Do you use air-con when u sleep at nite?
Can you sleep without air-con?

well, i noe that reynold tan, derrick tan and won soon huat cant, jus to name a few.. of course, there're many others, but let's not disclose the financial status of any others..

ok now these pple cannot stand 1 SINGLE nite without the use of aircon.. why, u ask? well, they say its too hot its impossible to sleep without.. >_< ... thats so nonsense to me.. i probably only use it once a week, when the weather is blistering hot.. but these few people probably only dun use it when its snowing (they even turn it on when its raining outside).. clearly, this reflects on their affluency to a great extent..

here's one thing i cant stand.. when i tell others i dont use the aircon when i sleep (not tt i'm boasting or wat.. why boast that i'm poor? but jus because they happen to ask), they immediately brush off my answer and brand me: "LIAR" .. LIKE WTH!! these pple have this wrong mindset that everyone has to use the aircon nitely or they'll melt and dissolve in water and form ion solvent interactions with water.. ok now i'm talking cock.. but u get my point.. since they wun even believe that others dun use the aircon like they do nitely and have a generalising and sterotyping belief that everyone uses it nitely, they i suggest they dun ask rhetorical questions anymore.. LOL..

here's quoting sh:

SeaWaLK says:
i probably 2 hr nv use if i at home
SeaWaLK says:
at most
SeaWaLK says:
like if i at home consecutive days
SeaWaLK says:
all up total at most 1 hrs nv use

i mean OMG sia.. i average use 1 hour a day.. LOL.. madness.. what happened to protect e earth and prevent global warming? jus nonsense we memorise for exams sia.. LOL.. either 1)electricity bills are too cheap[which i doubt] or they're to rich[which i think so]..

so to all very damn rich people who use aircon nitely, good nite.. i'm going to sleep.. sch tmr.. LOL.. and no i'm not using aircon.. using my faithful fan.. and to all, happy mugging.. :D

The Dumb, The Dumber, and the Dumbest

In my opinion Golden Faith should be renamed "The Dumb, the Dumber, and the Dumbest". Why? Because virtually every main character in this series is stupid. To varying levels, of course, but still stupid. When the characters are stupid, the plot becomes stupid too. Either the characters are stupid, or they're ethically-challenged. Or both.

Shanben - Many have said that this character is unrealistic, and I agree. First, he's unrealistically good. Who on earth sacrifices so much for everything? Call me pessimistic but this person doesn't exist today. Okay, let's say that it is believable that Ivan is willing to give up everything for his family, including his reputation and one true love. How unbelievable is it that no one appreciates what he does? Stupid. And Ivan himself is stupid. Why not look for hard evidence of how evil and vile Uncle Ting was to show to Oscar? If he had done it earlier nothing would have happened, or at least, Oscar would have been more careful and he would have saved himself from a lot of misery. Totally dumb.

Tian Lan - I admire her character for still loving Ivan even after all the misunderstandings that he had committed crimes. But she's stupid too. I did not believe for one second that she didn't know she still loved Ivan even after beginning a relationship with Hong. And poor Hong, getting dumped right after proposing and everything. Didn't that guy get duped?! I mean, ouch, that must have hurt. Like I said, I didn't believe at all that she didn't know she had always been in love with Ivan and to wait that long to shoo Hong away was cruel. So she's ethically-challenged.

Mrs. Ding - Dumb. Totally dumb. Even before Mr. Ting died she knew of how evil and and manipulative Uncle Ting was. Why didn't she keep a closer eye on the business and on Oscar? And to not realize how good Ivan was and go along with Uncle Ting's plan instead. Stupid. Stupid woman.

Oscar - The dumbest character of the series. I was screaming bloody murder during every episode at this guy's stupidity. Are you THAT BLIND!? Uncle Ting was using you all along, for god's sake! He was so dumb for not believing Ivan, who, although not his biological brother, shared a warm and close relationship for practically his whole life! And robbing your own company to get insurance? Stupid and ethically-challenged. Oscar was also immature. Get the girl you actually love pregnant, then insult her in front of her foster brother because you can't stand him. Congratulations, Oscar. You get the Everyone Laughs at You Award. [no qualms about this.. he is really DUMB.. LOL..]

Shou Kang - Dumb for actually believing that Rachel loved him at all. Dumb, dumb, dumb. But a pitiful dumb I guess.

Xiao Yu - Dumb for not fighting for Hong when she knew that Rachel loved Ivan all along.

2nd uncle - Well we all know he was ethically-challenged, having morals equivalent of a turtle's. But could you tell he was stupid too? Oh yes, he was. What on earth possessed this jerk when he decided to use the same people he used to kidnap Oscar to kidnap Ivan too? I mean, seriously, I was laughing when Oscar overheard him talking to the guy he recognized kidnapped him too. (this is a spoiler)

sabrina imo also dumb 4 obvious reasons..

xiong bai tao too.. and many others.. LOL..

read this somewhere.. quite interesting n true too.. lol.. but the show is still damn nice.. haha.. last episode tmr.. dun miss it :) its really a nice show.. my 2nd time watching liao.. haha..