speaking of NS from the previous post, here's how mr tan would look..


taken from the class chalet in dec.. yan cheng's uniform.. ignore the rank its not what reynold would obtain.. :P

had some fun during phy's lab today.. muahaha.. lol.. here's some pictures.. see if u know what reynold and i did..

.. lol.. we were bored so we decided to do it.. its quite an ingenius invention too by hong to test whether there's any fault with the wires.. :D.. i think there's a cell and obviously a bulb inside.. and the circuit is open.. when u put the wires at both ends of the tester, it acts as a switch so the circuit is closed.. they shd get better bulbs.. LOL..

today was chem spa skill A... haiz.. we heard of 2 compounds that were about to come out in our paper during recess.. den me, rey, der and sly discussed what method to use.. KAO.. the method was 50-50 wrong.. dumb.. find it very unfair tt even after going thru the thinking process, also couldnt get the correct procedure when maybe others who jus lifted the ans from the previous expts could get it correctly.. haiyo so sway.. maybe ignorance is really bliss.. zzz.. din expect sodium ___ to react the same way as ammonium ___.. wah kao.. but the mtd we used dun noe why wrong leh.. neo say maybe must heat to produce NH3 if i use tt mtd but i got e idea from o level work leh.. perhaps o level stuff sucks.. so surface work.. haiz.. but neo said she'll discuss with the other teachers.. hope they accepts the mtd.. :X

after sch was ARC (yaya i noe its now called shooting but that sounds crappy.. i prefer ARC).. shot like 30 bullets stopped liao.. so boring shooting + my gun was spoilt.. the aim was quite off so all my shots at the top left hand corner.. zzz.. anyway they implemented a monkey system of recording scores every week.. like whats the use.. so what if my score is lousier the next week.. ?? to hell with it.. i begin to wonder what the hell is with male exco members of the ARC.. (most of them.. not all).. it seems power has gotten too deep into their head.. think they've become king jus because they have some position.. starting to become monkeys.. where got arc punishment do push ups 1?? retarded.. never before i think.. even if i'm ordered to do, i wont.. so dun try to intimidate me.. today reynold off form.. either his gun got some prob, or he was doing it on purpose.. anyway benji and der shot quite well.. lol.. after shooting, we played mahjong to kill time.. (no, not those tiles 1 la.. using cards).. maybe u've never played it b4 but i think its euqally fun.. lol.. - the noise pollution.. 4 players.. me, e 2 monkeys + the gorilla.. played 3 games, der won the 1st, den me, den e gorilla.. lol.. got something damn funny... der just learned how to play last week, so for the second round, so he din noe the bird was actually 1 bamboo.. and he was waiting for that card to game.. he drew that card(actually is zhi mo)but thinking it was a useless card, he threw it out.. LOL.. reynold who was peeping at his card burst into laughter, calling him a cum gong.. LOL LOL ROFL.. i ended up winning tt round.. den the next round, i think derrick forgot to throw a card out when he drew.. lol he tried to game but he got extra card.. CANT game.. LOL.. after e 3 rounds we had some tissue and stones war den we balek kampong liao.. damn heng we saw a 21 when going up the bridge but nv it drove past us.. ran like mad.. thankfully was we were jus about to decide to board 81 to go to central to change a bus, 21 came.. heng.. only 5 mins wait..

oh ya btw, reynold was sent out of GP class today.. haha.. was too disruptive.. actually i tot it could have been me.. but too bad for him.. lol.. :P anyway i beginning to cant stand sukuvinda kor liao.. damn guai lan.. damn arrogant.. jus a little chat also make a big fuss.. den we requested to leave early 4 spa she also come guai lan say why should she dismiss us early.. that we shd jus walk super fast and wont be late(dumb).. as long as she releases as after the bell rings we'll surely be late.. unless u can apparate(a term in HP.. or for dummies it means teleport) and arrive at the same time the bell rings at the chem lab..

wth is jus the word.. super bth.. received a warning letter from mindef(in case u dun noe this is the govt body that causes abled-bodied male s'poreans to waste 2 yrs of their god damn short life) saying i nv register.. i was like WTH.. der, rey, sh + n(others) told me defer can liao.. no need to register.. then they come give me crap say must register & tt i nv register.. bullshit me tell me that if i dun register by 2 feb(extended dateline.. initially was 22 jan) den i've to go down personally.. WTH.. damn stupid.. so i call the darn 1800 toll free hotline (not really very hot since i managed to get through without any waiting) and a bastard answer.. very coarse voice.. told me crap like i am already deferred, that after booking the appointment 4 the checkup 6-9 months i'll be informed of my enlistment.. crap.. sounded like some PSLE cert holder.. i hung up and called again.. thankfully was a more educated female who politely explained to me why i received the letter and tt i needed to register(i think males are not suited to answer hotlines.. they cannot go straight to the point and like to talk a lot of cock)..

still in disbelief tt i need to register so early, went to check with tat(hasnt registered) and den wilmond.. yang said tt he registered today too.. that the filling in of parents and siblings particulars, education level, bank account no, medical history(how retarted), shoe size(how retarder), shoulder width(how more retarted), waist(how more more retarded) and head circumference(how retardest) +++ more crap was needed.. like so WTH.. WhyTH would ns require my parents particulars, my siblings particulars?? HELLO.. i'm the 1 being conscripted.. and dont the govt already have all these info.. get rid of the damn red tape.. and what if i lose weight, head get bigger, shoulders get broader?? then the uniform can throw away liao.. DUMB & WTH..

so stupid.. no choice proceded to fill up the 9 section (yes 9!!!) part form.. took me almost 45 mins.. lame & WTH too.. the most wth thing is, after i fixed my appointment(13th april), they never tell me where the HELL am i supposed to go 4 e damn checkup.. i actually had to call again..

damn shit.. i actually have to bring all my education certs(i'm guessing psle and o level) when i take the checkup.. like how is tt going to be useful?? to check if my brain is of correct size?? i say WTH.. den the checkup.. is 4 hours!!! not 2, not 3, BUT 4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bloodtest, urine test, x ray, dunnoe dunnoe wat __gram.. dunnoe dunnoe wat __topy shit!.. and still got psychological test and applitude test.. super WTH..

NS.. the damn thing haven even start i already pissed with it.. sucks.. damn damn damn.. if only i am in the same platoon as mr lee(hsien loong's son).. haiz.. he's same age as us.. if in his platoon cfm damn song.. slack like wth too.. if only..

tickets have been paid.. whee.. no backing out now.. winter there so hope i see snow.. will be going to shanghai, suzhou and hangzhou.. sian parents decided to go tour cose they say more worth money.. zzz.. anyway will only be following to some places.. will mainly ps the tourgroup and go shopping on our own.. must 请教高人 on where to go.. haha..

have to go during this festive period because might have to enter NS in dec.. :( .. if dec no ns go holiday again!! lol!! will take SQ flight cos other flights no tix liao.. also quite good cose haven taken SIA since pri 6..

taking about NS.. came across this phrase a few days ago..
"think of not what ur country can do 4 u but wat u can do 4 ur country.." - by some former US president.. frankly i think its quite bullshit.. lalala.. very apprehensive about NS.. will use up at least 2 years of my life.. :( .. + 30 days(max) each year till i'm 40.. :(.. so unfair!! the girls can go on continue studies while we get meagre salary.. when u enter U, they maybe already earning big bucks.. maybe thats y nowadays more women being more successful.. they got more time to try and fail den succeed.. damn.. talk about equality btw e genders is all crap.. ok, say they have to give birth.. replacement rate in sg is like 1.5?? 1.5 x 9 months = 14 months max.. they suffer 14 months and we suffer 24 months + (20 more max).. bloody hell..

den go NS.. wait kana abused by officers.. dunked in water, deprived of sleep, sweat like hell, tough time, idiots trying to get u to smoke, do dumb stuff.. yes, its impt to protect e country but 2 yrs need so long meh?? zzz..

today's society where got pple invade for land expansion 1.. see iraq gulf war invade kuwait the UN get other countries to retaliate for kuwait.. so wats e point of getting so good army..

worse is after NS den loss ur desire to continue studies.. even if u still are persistant, 2 yrs w/o touching books will cfm aid u in losing hell lots of the stuff u're trying to stuff into ur brain at the moment..

nuff about ns.. now life also quite zzz.. weekend always so busy with sch work.. jan nia already so hectic.. cant imagine what will happen in the build up to A's.. zzz.. k enuf of grumbling..

wah reynold twl is hot property sia.. so many pple mentioning in my blog.. :O .. seems like anonymouses are fans of him.. :P

went to orchard today cose reynold needed to get his 2 FF7 figurines from a stranger.. cant believe he paid $100++ unfront to that guy so that the guy could go buy it.. but nvm la.. he already said he so bloody rich.. lol.. anyway who's e imposter ar? i'm curious.. oh ya.. he managed to get his shoes back from his neighbour...


went to taste free new year goodies at taka(yaya we're cheapstake so?) when we reached (quite early) den after tt went to kino(think they unwrapped about 10 books -.-) followed by to popular for some stationery.. around 4pm we went to collect the toys(cloud & tifa) den proceeded to hereen to eat sakae..(bth from mrt must choose to walk so far when jus opposite wheelock have liao.. say they nv go hereen there eat b4.. ZzzZzz)

here comes the trilling part.. LOL.. since i ate lunch liao and dun eat sushi, i jus merely joined them as they ate buffet.. by right i not supposed to consume anything there 1.. but heck la they gave me some chicken and tofu to eat.. must like FBI agents like tt keep lookout.. more value for their money.. LOL.. as if it matters to rey anyway.. :P

Like big-shot so cool.. lol

then we went 1 step further.. decided to ta-bao food.. WHAHAHAHAHA... took the orange fish eggs with rice x4 (those small small ones) home.. lol.. put them, on the tray for the sauce into my old chang kee wrapper.. BTH sia.. very thrilling.. next time if u go must try.. lol.. anyway also not worth much la n i gave my bro eat..
cool rite? haha..

tts all 4 today actually.. quite pleased i managed to add photos.. haha.. quite easy actually.. those who cant really noob la.. we left at about 6 and took my parents car home(not spoilt jus that they were around the area and din feel like taking train.. haha.. :P)..

digressing, mama fish visted the school today(if it matters at all to u).. walked around aimlessly.. i was sooo rite.. she has nothing better to do! anyway my previous post was almost 1000 words.. quite mad.. haha.. only realised it after i posted and did a check with Words.. ZzzZzz.. sian monday got Chem SPA..

thats right.. i'm refering to the lion of TXJC.. bloody irritating daughter of a bitch.. biased and unfair.. some kind of lion..

and so here's the story of animals...
once upon a time, long before u were born (not really unless u are reading this 10 years later), there was this small and annoying fish.. she was very antisocial and was a thorn in the flesh to most (101% of them to be exact) of her classmates (who were disgraced to be associated with her).. her mother, mama fish, who was equally if not more annoying, was 1 who was god damn free and therefore had nothing better to do, thus visiting the lion(of name and position so obvious) whenever she felt like it.. she brainwashed the lion and soon the lion began picking on the classmates of irritating fish, as she believed every single word that small fish said.. (she of course portrayed herself to be the pitiful and bullied fish).. still unwilling to let some misunderstandings rest, the super free mama fish paid a visit to a poolist and lodge a report.. saying that her classmates sexually harassed her(she shd have scrutinised her daughter beforehand and get her to look into a mirror)... as if.. and so after a while, her other classmates(including those of identical gender) who hadnt already forsaken her forsook her.. she was left alone to rot.. feeling hard done by this, she went on a self-declared holiday and decided to rot at home..

2 months passed and a new sch year begun.. 1 single thing blighted the reunion of the remaining classmates.. the return of ms annoying.. :( .. she was here to stay much to the dissapointment of everyone.. knowing that there was no way she could have shaked off her annoyingity(no, u wont find this word in a dictionary), the others resumed their hate campaign.. resuming their ostracising of her..

who could have guess.. that 1 fine day.. when 4 male classmates were late for a maths lesson and only 4 seats were left in the treehouse(where lessons were taught), which happened to be next to ms stated.. well, man proposes and god disposes.. left with no choice they had to be seated in those unfortunate position.. to the utter dismay of the 4 frens who entered late, ms stated exclaimed loudly :"WHY MUST U CHOOSE TO SIT HERE?" .. this set one of them thinking.. 'if we do not sit here, then are we supposed to sit on the floor?' .. it didnt make sense since he knew perfectly well that they had paid a similar sch fee as ms stated and she was jus bitching and being unreasonable.. but, so as not to make things difficult for the relief teacher, they moved the tables further back and attended e lesson at a displacement so great from ms stated and the whiteboard..

not being able to take this lying down, the 4 frens approached their head teacher(a mouse) to voice their grievances.. BUT.. the mouse(naturally very timid), was unsuprisingly very fearful of the lion.. he did not dare follow up with the matter fearing that he could be eaten up..

a few weeks passed and something happened again.. the school were having their morning singing when the lion spotted a 1m metre gap btw 2 male classmates and stated.. she got grouchy and starting scolding the unfortunate boy who only managed to keep his mouth shut and move to the front..

the next day, there was still a gap btw stated and 2 males.. the only difference was that the 2 males were 4C2 of the previous incident.. they knew that they had to fight for themselves and not rely on timid people.. thus, when questioned by the lion about the gap, they did NOT shut up and walk forward when commanded.. instead, told the lion straight in the face(funny looking when angry) that it was HER who wanted to be distanted from us.. this came as a surprise to e lion and she immediately dismissed facts as nonsense(biased and unfair) and threatened to do something to the class IF there was still a gap the next day :O.. as if it could intimidate the students.. she den went on further by finding and elaborating on excuses to justify that there should not be a gap.. before she could speak till her voice ran out, the song played and she paused..

after the song, lion approached mouse to disclose the happenings and warned him(who was cowering in fear) that she did not want it to occur again.. mouse then approached the students fearfully and ask them what had happened and requested them not to repeat it.. still unhappy and pissed, thinking she was always right, lion continued to stare at the 2 males, as if about to devour them.. but they were not to be intimidated.. and their eyes wandered around, occasionally staring back @ the lion..

so actually, it seems quite obvious that e lion is not as brave as it seems.. she was petrified by mama fish and was manipulated by her.. to hell with the lion.. she should know that not only a fish could find her den.. the parents of the 2 males also knew the way there(they had rifles too), but were jus lying low..

i urge the lion to be less arrogant, less unfair, less biased and less bitchy.. she shd listen to both sides of the story before making a correct judgement(not doing so was the reason for her making wrong assumptions) and not be frightened by a fish and be swayed by tears..

left sch at 11 immediately after pe.. den went home to change and den went for lunch with the 2 at tp.. cycled there.. (with my other bike.. *yearns for the return of my bike).. realised i havent cycled for a long time.. think the bike turning rusty liao.. anw, we ate carona chicken rice at the design fac canteen.. $2 for every single type.. and the aunty selling was quite friendly.. i took a look at the other stalls and the food were edible.. i wonder why our own canteen pales in comparison with the food at tp.. i would estimate the design sch would prob hav as much students as tpjc.. so why cant we be provided with food tt is decent and fit for human consumption? yes.. the chicked rice might have cost 50 cents more.. but we also got more chicken.. not to mention a friendly vendor.. unlike ours who persistantly produce a guai lan face for every customer(to experience a better effect, try producing a $50 note for 1 plate of rice..) .. in addition, the aunty uses her bare hands to put the cucumber on each plate.. yes.. its the same hands that she uses to collect ur money.. so u have been WARNED.. PLUS, the chicken rice at sch sucks.. jus look at the 1cm queue..

ate some cakes after lunch and mounted our bikes.. came across this very steep slope and 3 of us took up e challenge and cycled down and up from the other side.. quite thrilling.. lol.. before leaving derrick suggested we take a look at the swimming pool(for reasons so obvious).. well.. wen we reached there, he was slightly disappointed(only a few guys were swimming).. after tt we deliberated which route to take to go home and headed home.. quite happy finally get to cycle.. e 2 monkeys always making up excuses not to cycle.. zzzz

sh.. do smth about the canteen food leh.. go suggest they pull up their socks... lol.. must repay ur voters.. :P

went to catch it with der & rey today.. very nice and informative.. true & touching story for 1 hotel manager who allowed the tutsi to take refuge in his hotel when the hutus were carrying out e massacre.. so many pple died... some parts rather amusing though.. especially the bribery parts.. its recommended..

quite a long show.. almost 2 hours but worth my $6.50.. might be helpful for P&D topics in gp.. who noes..

after the show went to see hp orginal black cover.. kao.. the 1 i'm looking for is only for export sets (not for singapore).. sian.. and a orginal batt i wanna buy costs $58.. like wth.. maybe i'll buy an unoriginal 1 for RM 25 the next time i go to jb again..

digressing, went to see a doctor for my damn cough and managed to coax e doctor to part with a generous 1 week mc (excuse from pe only) beginning tmr.. which means i have e liberty to miss 2 CPE, 1 SPE and most importantly and coincidentally, the road run.. muahahaha..

sian my CNY shanghai trip seems in jeopardy.. -.- .. was initially from thur midnight till monday nite.. now my sis wants it cut from thur midnight till sunday jus so she can attend her management lessons on mon.. damn.. thur-sun = 3 days nia (excluding the time in the air).. like can do wat sia with 3 days... Zzzzzzzzzz sightseeing and shopping also not song!

so crappy.......... though i still keep thinking about the mc.. lol.. its like a paper that brings happiness.. seems like rey & der are also about to get 1... maybe we can have some fun while the rest run in the hot sun.. quite dumb 3-5pm to run.. which fool tot of that.. thats like intentionally intending to get us to suffer from heatstroke.. if morning i might consider walking.. muahahaha.. maybe we can cycle while u all run.. den we can watch u all suffer.. hahahaha... -in home clothes of course.. lalala... skipping road run rox totally.. den we can pop by to get our free milo before cycling home.. a master plan..

~off to watch tv~

Edit: today cpe nordin ask e class to run 2.4.. power! .. sat down there shout number to nordin and watch them run in the hot sun.. great trilling sensation.. lalala.. btw, my cny trip confirm liao.. thur till mon.. but will miss 2 chem audi sia.. hope can catch up..

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enuf talk cocking and back to reynold.. wah cant stand him.. getting pro-er by e nanosecond.. today SC training.. wow.. school team potential... something like 17 blacks in 20 shots?? pro god.. dun noe the score but guessing about 200.01/200.. somewhere along tt line la.. i only got a pathetic 122.. -.- .. he jus too godly to catch..

dun see he siao siao.. kao pei in class and audi.. actually damn pro 1 hor his studies.. he jus trying to distract others loh.. *right reynold?* let me see through already.. after 1 year..

nvm cca and studies so pro.. he also filthy rich 1 hor.. dun see him wear neighbour's shoes.. that 1 is jus a shieldscreen to sidetrack us.. go check out his xbox + PS2 + gamebox advance + ipod + $$$$$$$800 buck O2 phone.. + n(expensive stuff).. one day must go rob him.. :O .. like wah kao..!!! *psssttt .. actually i think he stole a printer from the monetary authority of s'pore.. highly likely.. even his hobbies are not for normal pple.. read comic [buy so much] and fix gundam models.. lol..

nuf said.. to sum him up in 2 words, he is really Guai Lan.. LOL..

hey rey jus jk nia k? scared u angry with me.. haha.. but 1 thing good about RTWL is he has a good temper.. haha..

k feel free to post comments to agree wholeheartedly with me.. can also discuss about the truth i typed above on the tag board.. LOL..

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2oo5 - Most wanted - Wishlist

in no particular order whatsoever

- No NS in december
- ABABA
- silver for Nafa [long long long shot]
- a new civics tutor [better testimonial]
- skip CNY
- fun despite a tough year
- pon more lessons
- better canteen food
- school start later
- get my bicycle back !!! o.o

{that all for now.. will add more in future}