everyone's seriously going gaga over heroes and prison break in the medical centre.. even my sis and her colleagues are hooked..

we're downloading it on the same day its shown in e states.. haha..


damn cool.. everyone shd jus start watching..

if only they show it daily.. jus like how channel 8 airs lame shows everyday.. lol.. only thing is tt the 2 shows are damn good.. muahahaha...


the medic i was refering to a few posts ago, i saw him tt day at TM and in GV.. he was like sitting right in front of me.. den i brushed against his chair he claims i kicked his chair..


today he came and say why did i kick his chair.. he paid $$ for the experience and so i should not have kicked his chair.. lol..


damn naive.. pay $$$ for experience.. lol.. i was like.." can anyone get any lamer?" when he said it to me... LOL.. bth.. he's pissed off with me but ya.. like i bother..

Feb 26, 2007 Malays told to stop 'fearing Singapore' KUALA LUMPUR - THE Malays (i shall state its malaysia's malays the article is refering to jus in case some pple are shortsighted) are not a stupid race [This is the joke of the millennium] and should stop fearing Singapore, says former deputy premier Tun Musa Hitam.


"... he said they should stop feeling inferior, paranoid and phobic about Singapore. "

'I cannot understand what the fear is. In reality, they (Singapore) are also scared of us (this is the joke of the century). But the problem is that the Malays are too humble (this is joke of the decade),'

'We are not a stupid race. Singapore is only an island and a small country. But we cannot say that they need us more. We need them just as they need us.. (and this would be the joke of the year).. LOL..

Happy CNY everyone..

how much edusave do u have? =) keke.. i have $1,351.46.. whahaha.. powered.. it'll be going to go to my cpf once i reach 21.. whee.. lol.. cool.. its like a birthday present on my 21st bdae.. LOL.. courtesy of MOE..


time flies.. one year ago today, i was looking forward to POP from bmt.. like 9 more days (one year ago).. today, i'm looking forward to ORD.. like 9 more months + 9 days.. whahahahahahahahaha.. cool... really really looking forward... sick n tired.. sigh..


i'm sure u guys and maybe some gals will understand the sian feeling of booking in.. esp during bmt.. poor me.. while others experience the feeling of booking in only rarely (like once a week), i've to experience it FIVE times a week.. sigh.. can u sympatize with me? poor thing rite?








LOL.. sorry i just had to rub it in.. tot about this very long liao... haha..

check ur inbox..



there's this thing a few christ-worshippers have been going on and on about..

about 666, tribulation and end of time and anti-christ..

oh god.. they say faith blinds.. i totally believe..

i have nothing against the religion, nothing at all..


they say that the recent increase of disasters (climate changes, tsunami, earthquakes etc) is a sign that mankind is going to get wiped out soon.. a few days b4 it happens, this guy called the anti-christ will appear to lead the people to denounce jesus or something like tt.. wth? and those who are going to accept the anti-christ will be implanted with a chip (like a biochip) with which they can use to buy food etc..


those who do not, will die and go to heaven..

no offence but i think its nonsense.. but yet they argue it so passionately its as if god appeared at their doorstep the day before and told them.. hmmm..


there's this term.. its called Global Warming.. and the el nino effect.. and for god's (no pun intended) sake, earthquakes and as a result tsunamis are caused by random movements of plates.. plate tectonics..



they tell me that the bible is scientific.. okay... i take that with a pinch of salt.. (absolutely nothing against the bible, it teaches pple to be moral)..

they say (claim shd be the word, but ya..) noah's ark has been found, but claim they cant show it to others for fear tt other religions will be unhappy..

oh wait i found ur wallet yesterday, but i cant show it to u otherwise my frens will be unhappy.. logical?

he tells me the dead sea is so salty because apparently someone in the bible did it.. i someone doubt tt..

oh ya.. they're science students who study darwin's evolution theory but yet refused to believe we evolved from apes.. they say its disgusting.. =x.. funny..

and oh ya... dinosaurs didnt exist.. those bones u find? actually they're mass graves of humans.. jus so happen they were buried coincidentally in those position.. or wait, even better, someone powerful did it.. hmmmm.. likely..

damn cool rite? muahaha.. =) very very sleek..

anw i had a nightmare last night... super long and scary one.. dreamt tt i kana chased by mp (military police).. diao.. for wat reason i cannot rmb la.. diao..


den i like went around to stun pple car to escape cuz they removed petrol from my car (i was jus watching My Name is Earl ytd, an episode about stealing petrol from pple's car.. ) haha...


so ya eventually turned myself in and got charged for robbery and manslaughter.. lol so crap..
kana 14 extras plus go DB for 3 months... =O .. damn scary la..

its like if u go DB >14 days cannot go to local Uni.. panic.. haha..

yep tts another stupid thing about us having to serve.. if go to DB >14 days cannot go local uni.. utter crap...

so ya.. tts all my dream is about.. but still very scary...


tuition tmr.. hmmm..

i'm not trying to be mean or anything.. anyway the medic zu jiao has told everyone this le.. haha..


for convenience the medic will be named X.

medic X is quite kan chiong 1 and his actions a little comical.. no offence (if u see this k?).. =)

X knew a girl in irc 7-9 years ago.. happens tt X is the son of the girl's chinese teacher..

hmmm over the years, X tried to date e girl on and off.. but every time X asked he out for a movie, she'd say no and he'd ask if she was attached.. she'd say yes..


few months back.. she said yes... so off they went to watch a movie...


ok most of the medics laughed at his choice of movie... Miami Vice.. haha.. okay la got gong li but still the movie was horrible.. haha..

1st "date" still okay...

next "date" was deathnote.. went well.. she asked him to ask her along the next time if he wanted to watch DN2.. they proceded to play some money sucking machine in the arcade tt could possibly (a probability of 0.000001%) win the girl an ipod.. cuz the girl wanted to get an mp3..


HE ACTUALLY WENT TO GET AN IPOD CAN.. diao.. off ebay... $250.. for someone who's maybe not even a fren..


okay so date 3... i'm too lazy to inverted commas the date le.. they were going to watch deja vu...


this's the date disaster struck.. cant think of anything more sway.. lol..
they arranged to meet at vivo.. stupid cuz he hadnt been to vivo and u guys know how difficult it is to find ur way around during ur 1st visit.. arranged to meet at gv. lol. he was there.. she sms-ed tt she was there....... he walked around and around and around but couldnt find her la.. !!


HAHAH.. in the end he noticed someone walking towards him.. den he was like.. "is that here?" cuz she was dressed very formally this time.. by the time he realised it was REALLY her, she like shaking her head a little.. lol..

den he went to comment.. today u look very mature.. erm she was like rolling her eyes...... haha..

and anw think she simmered and they went to walk around.. she entered a shop and he followed.. ok he was like tagging behind her and looking at watever she browsed thru. .haha.. she ask him why he was staring at her.. WHAHAHA... den she asked him to leave and they meet again later for the movie so she could shop.. haha..


can u imagine, he went to call some other medics who were attached to ask what to do there and then.. oh can pengz sia.. diao..



next was movie.. did i mentioned he had a hard time spotting her at gv AGAIN... zzz..

movie also damn funny.. because she din really understand, so asked him.. den he after trying to explain, got even more confused.. haha.. and she said NVM.. haha..

ok so after e movie, dinner.. sushi.. si bei hilarious.. he entered and was like stunned there for a moment.. cuz a lot of waiters were looking at their direction.. haha. so funny.. b4 sitting down, he asked a dumb qn.. haha.. he asked " HOW MUCH DOES IT COST TO SIT DOWN?" ...


LOL... i think he meant how much it costs per head or something.. and wah lao the girl was like quite diao cuz apparently she'd get disgraced.. haha.. okay so they ate kinda in quietness and hardly talked.. and the girl said "can u dun bother so much about the price or something"....

when paying up... he used debit card. 1st time.. to impress.. haha..
damn funny... he dun noe how to sign la... i think its probably the electronic type. haha.. disgraced her again..

outside, she asked him how much it was and den gave him $30.. meal $50++ and ask him to keep the change.. haha..

after dinner they went to converse stall.. she chose 2 bags and asked him which nice.. think he pointed out the one she didnt really like.. hahahahah..

anyway previously when he told the story the senior medic was around and she said normally in these situations u must look at which hand the girl is holding the item.. the master hand shd be the one with the one she prefers.. haha.. tip tip.. lol..

okay she hinted tt she was tired and wanted to go.. den he said they haven went to watch the night garden thing.. haha.. she was like "WAH LAO now den u say.. its like at the other end"... but in the end they still proceeded there..

1/2 way there, he said if u're tired u want to go home? hahaha... she was like.. now den u say.. zzz.. almost there liao.. haha.. so still went..

okay.. so they went there.. see view den she took some photos.. he suggested taking a picture.. she said "okay i take for u"... he said take tgt, she SAID NO.. damn mean can.. haha.. oh well..


he still haven passed her the gift.. zzz.. said wat need to find correct time and wat the garden got a lot of couples den he felt inappropriate.. zzz.. i mean how hard can it be to give someone an ipod? lol..

ok so she wanted to leave le.. she said bye and tried to walk away... X followed. haha.. bth.. he was trying to fish the gift out from the bag while chasing her.. i can imagine how funny it is.. haha. like ginnas playing catching.. haha..


noticing he was still following she entered a supermarket and walked quickly in a zig zag manner.. haha.. (think tekong and wild boar..) .. LOL... anyway he lost sight of her for a while but den saw 2 shoes sticking out behind a pillar.. haha.. when he went close, she said, WHY DO U KEEP FOLLOWING me? and den ran away..


poor X had no chance of giving the present and den went home after sms-ing to tell her.. lol..

after a few days, he tried to sms her.. she told him curtly, "please stop bothering me and stop reading my blog"..


we were thinking.. if she'd been a little more patient, she'd had a new ipod nano..

i noe u cant measure love in turns of ipods, but its an ipod after all. haha..


oh well.. he emailed her in jan to ask her wat his faults were.. :S .. she got reply.. next time den i blog..





i noe this post super long.. haha. he took like 1hr to narrate today to many medics.. lol.. enjoy..

was like super pissed off.. its about the reduction of $10 or something like tt in the maid levy.. and whether employers will give the $10 to the maid instead..


"No singaporean will work up to 17 hours a day for wages averaging 300 a month"


OH MY GOD...

when i saw that i almost vomit blood can.. the writer i guess must have never been through NS.. In tekong, we sleep 7 hrs a day (sometimes less).. thats working 17 hours a day man... and our wages is really averaging 300 a month if u factor in transport which maids dun have to...



yaya obligation crap again... if u're going to tell me that, how bout u just piss off?

sian.. 2 yrs of my life... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.. its not even fair that a someone working at macdonalds who gets free food and eat till he/she gets obese would actually get more pay than us..



guess wat.. new recruits now get paid $450... thanks... thats like 1 year diff only.. kns..




oh ya before u forget.. MANY THANKS TO THE GAHMENT for the bery bery generous gift of *drumroll*.... $100 to nsfs and nsmen.. LO AND BEHOLD!! our 2 years of service plus 10 years of reservist is worth THAT MUCH? GEEZ... thats something new... i ish SO DAMN TOUCHED that i'm tearing..

here's how it starts...
"I am one who actively watches over my spending to make sure that I don't over spend. Why? Because I want to stop working in 10 years time! So I thought, while trying to get higher income or more streams of income, I should also save more and invest more today to move closer to my goal (but bear in mind being a saver does not mean becoming a miser)! So...other than sharing investment ideas, methods and tips, I thought it may be interesting to share some useful tips/information/lobangs here!"

there're some good ones like using certain credit cards tt gives rebates, shopping online, looking out for sales, etc..

"For example, bring your mobile phone charger to work so that you can charge using your company's electricity. If you need stationery like pens, stabler or printing paper, don't buy. Just take from your company. Oh, and don't forget to use your company's phone instead of your own mobile phone."


"i don't buy drinks when i go out for lunches. Come back then drink the drinks avail in the pantry. haha... "

"Marry a thrifty woman." LOL..

When pregnant, go gahmen Polyclinic to get a doctor referral letter so when go KK Hospital you can get subsidized rates. Always ask to go for Clinic 'C' to get the most subsidized rate. For the hospital bed rates, you can opt for B ward just pay abit more than C ward.When got baby, once take back from KK, faster condition the baby to cheap baby powder. Unless baby is allergic to that baby powder no choice need to buy expensive brands. Dumex Dulac is the cheapest I can find so far. For diapers, try to get Jumbo size 84 like Drypers for economies of scale. The washing machine water store them up so can use to flush the toilet bowl or wash toilet floor. Toilet paper get cheaper wan (abit rough I know) but it will be cheaper in the long run. Currently I am thinking can take the office toilet toilet roll a bit everyday home?

WHAHAHA..can die laughing..

No need buy coffee or tea, go to office pantry (if there is) and get for free. Now about the tea-bags and sugar at pantry can take a bit everyday home? Hmmm......



but i think this is seriously very impt....


I think one should practice delay gratification. If you have the urge to buy something, try to stop and think whether its necessary. Or better still, walk away and tell yourself to think about it for the next few days. Most likely the urge will just wear off and you won't feel the urge to buy that thing again.



ahem.... see now i dun need to buy my ipod le.. yay.. i saved money..



"many spendings are caused by impulsive decisions and urge. my wife always 'pull' me back for gadgets...i always 'pull' her back for shoes and bags "


funny.. save money!!!

oh anw i read the papers ytd.. seems like a lot of undergrads are investing.. esp the males.. hmmm.. goodie.. haha..

The junta leader, General Sonthi Boonyaratglin, said that the satellites were "treasures" and said he would retrieve them."Singapore is a small country that lacks any farming area, but they are rich capitalists and brokers who can buy our assets," he said.

"I am concerned about our national assets that were bought. I want my assets back, especially the satellites. That's one of our treasures that I really want," he told a gathering of military and government officials.

"That's what we have to think about, how we can retrieve our assets," he said.

LOL man since when do u rate countries based on the amount of farmland? hmmm... maybe 100 years ago when the colonial countries were looking for places to invade.. haha.. military general who happens to be DUMB.. how sad..


omg the thinking duration will probably take very long.. cuz he's dumb..

oh wait.. it'll be really soon.. jus that the idea will be so stupid it will cause the stock market to plunge.. and den they'll announce the next day that they're going to revoke the earlier order.. haha... fools.

yea... hope u collect many many red packets...

i hope i collect quality.. not quantity.. haha..


today was cny celebration for my unit.. had yu sheng and a buffet lunch at sembawang.. seriously rich man my unit... i think the mei zhen xiang bbq pork coin got like 10kg can.. so much there.. bth.. er.. still satay, new year goodies, etc etc etc..

i totally cannot believe it.. they gave everyone 2 oranges.... okay la.. thats not wat i cant believe... haha they actually gave everyone 2 oranges PLUS a SIGG bottle.. but they printed the super uncool unit logo on the bottle.. (which i have tediously removed with alcohol swabs and my thumbnail).. LOL... now its good as new.. =) its black and it looks nice.. haha...


think at least 100 bottles were given away.. e 0.6 litres ones.. thats like $2500 mininum? ok la i know they buy in bulk got discount.. but still.. hah...



anyway i was late today.. cuz they said 10.30 yesterday but apprently they informed us we're supposed to reach at 9 today morning.. i didnt receive e call.. not my fault.. lalala..


during the 9-11 meeting.. i heard that they were discussing about offs.. this stupid brainless ssg hates us man.. he has abolished the off system for sailing days.. i.e. on the day we disembark still must go to work until the ship departs... utterly ridiculous... crap man.. zzz


that guy i swear is an idiot.. suck up to superiors.. actually all the regulars are all doing that.. its just that his is the worst and most obvious.. anal guy.. speaking to him is like kinda degrading...

he actually called the "meeting" a discussion.. my ass... he was already superglued onto the idea of making our nsfs lives worse by tweaking the offs system.. sucker... all he did during the 2 hrs was tell those in attendence what he wanted.. and that those we going to be put into place.. HELLO... THERE's something called EMAIL for information desemination.. crap!


i'm giving tuition tmr.. i have to go flip thru the silly sec 3 emaths book later on.. wait tmr the student ask me and i dun noe a thing.. diao.. oh well.. $250/month =)

oh well.. my countdown timer is spoilt... but jus for the record... 293 days left.. whee... ORD!!!!

been busy.. haha.. installing vista.. whee... the feel and look is super sweet i think.. okay it makes e com lag a tiny bit but its worth it man.. lol..



i believe in karma. haha.. on sunday i donated some $$$.. on monday i received a 3 digit red packet.. wow.. lol..

so far i have $600 from 2.. and cny isnt even here yet.. haha..

but den.. i still hate people who are super afraid of everything..

we were going to get offs for weekend duties.. till this idiot suggest that hey: "i dun see why we shd get because duty is what nsfs need to do."


there and then i felt like telling him to #@$% himself.. oh my god..

thanks man.. crap.. oh jus crap..


now they're trying to re-decide the sailing offs.. bloody bitch man... seems like sh and me are suffering.. sigh...


happy cny everyone..

oh wait.. except me.. cuz i'm doing duty on the 1st day of cny.. diao...

found out that i'll be having to give 2 sat mornings and another sat (either morning or whole day) to the SAF...

medic training this sat..
navy family day at bird park on 3rd march
navy sprint on 17th march..

so actually, my day sucked.. crap..


i'm going to try to apply for scholarships... (local).. yes.. AGAIN.. i know its a long shot.. yes yes.. but wat the heck.. if i dun try i'll never know.. no harm anyway.. =)


also started watching heroes.. nice show.. about pple with superpowers.. heh... lol..



oh ya.. duty on 1st day of CNY.. should have been 2nd day but i switched to the 1st cuz we dun bai nian on the 1st day.. jus rotting at home.. lol..

i hope i get lots of $$... sorry i'm practical.. i have no need for lots of ang pows.. i jus want lots of money... haha.. i need $$$ to invest.... whee..


i need to be 21 soon.. i need that online trading account.. crap... every day past is oppotunity lost.. sigh...

stupid blogger....

how come i'm forced to upgrade to the new one? damn it now my blog some words blurred.. kns..

was looking thru some old stuff (i mean really really old) and i saw a joke i printed out.. can u believe it? i actually printed out notes.. unbelievable.. words cannot describe my astonishment when i discovered it.. i mean, how bo liao can someone get?

okay thats not the point.. i'll post the joke..

In Singapore, living in Highly Dangerous Building (HDB), most people have already gotten used to Pay And Pay (PAP), not only pay, you Pay Until Broke (PUB). If that is not enough, somebody still Purposely Want to Dig (PWD) from you. What can you do if you are in the Money Only Environment (MOE). With the current Mad Accounting System (MAS), you are forced to Pay the Sum Ahead (PSA) which make some people Purposely Owe Some Banks (POSB) and living on Loan Techniques Always (LTA). When you are sick, you might be able to use the Cash Prior to Funeral (CPF) fund if you happen to be admitted to the Money Operating Hospital (MOH) on time. If you are in sure bad luck, you may meet doctor who Never Use Heart (NUH) to treat you and that would make you to Sure Give up Hope (SGH). When that happens, Call Home (CH), you deserve a better place to recuperate. To help to ease the traffic, motorists have to pay Cash On Expressway (COE). If that don't help, the Lousy Tax Accounting (LTA), can always Every time Raise Price (ERP) on the road. If you don't own a car, you can always go for the Mad Rush to Train (MRT) and get squashed Side By Side (SBS). Lastly, under all these pressure, there are not many places we can relax, not even the good place we used to go because it has beceome So Expensive and Nothing TO See Actually (no prizes for guessing)..


is it true? i dun noe about the last part because i haven been there in a long long time.. but i'm sure the expensive part cant be wrong.. and its only going to get worse with the IRs..



anw today TV line up is great.. lol.. soccer (sg vs siam), Superstar (although i dun htink i'm watching cuz i dun even noe who's the finalist...)


oh well... i got a new DIY cupboard ytd.. not very big.. but i like it.. erm spent like 2 hrs fixing up la ytd. dumb wrong and lousy instructions.. resulted in me having to redo it...