funny real life story of a fellow medic..

i'm not trying to be mean or anything.. anyway the medic zu jiao has told everyone this le.. haha..


for convenience the medic will be named X.

medic X is quite kan chiong 1 and his actions a little comical.. no offence (if u see this k?).. =)

X knew a girl in irc 7-9 years ago.. happens tt X is the son of the girl's chinese teacher..

hmmm over the years, X tried to date e girl on and off.. but every time X asked he out for a movie, she'd say no and he'd ask if she was attached.. she'd say yes..


few months back.. she said yes... so off they went to watch a movie...


ok most of the medics laughed at his choice of movie... Miami Vice.. haha.. okay la got gong li but still the movie was horrible.. haha..

1st "date" still okay...

next "date" was deathnote.. went well.. she asked him to ask her along the next time if he wanted to watch DN2.. they proceded to play some money sucking machine in the arcade tt could possibly (a probability of 0.000001%) win the girl an ipod.. cuz the girl wanted to get an mp3..


HE ACTUALLY WENT TO GET AN IPOD CAN.. diao.. off ebay... $250.. for someone who's maybe not even a fren..


okay so date 3... i'm too lazy to inverted commas the date le.. they were going to watch deja vu...


this's the date disaster struck.. cant think of anything more sway.. lol..
they arranged to meet at vivo.. stupid cuz he hadnt been to vivo and u guys know how difficult it is to find ur way around during ur 1st visit.. arranged to meet at gv. lol. he was there.. she sms-ed tt she was there....... he walked around and around and around but couldnt find her la.. !!


HAHAH.. in the end he noticed someone walking towards him.. den he was like.. "is that here?" cuz she was dressed very formally this time.. by the time he realised it was REALLY her, she like shaking her head a little.. lol..

den he went to comment.. today u look very mature.. erm she was like rolling her eyes...... haha..

and anw think she simmered and they went to walk around.. she entered a shop and he followed.. ok he was like tagging behind her and looking at watever she browsed thru. .haha.. she ask him why he was staring at her.. WHAHAHA... den she asked him to leave and they meet again later for the movie so she could shop.. haha..


can u imagine, he went to call some other medics who were attached to ask what to do there and then.. oh can pengz sia.. diao..



next was movie.. did i mentioned he had a hard time spotting her at gv AGAIN... zzz..

movie also damn funny.. because she din really understand, so asked him.. den he after trying to explain, got even more confused.. haha.. and she said NVM.. haha..

ok so after e movie, dinner.. sushi.. si bei hilarious.. he entered and was like stunned there for a moment.. cuz a lot of waiters were looking at their direction.. haha. so funny.. b4 sitting down, he asked a dumb qn.. haha.. he asked " HOW MUCH DOES IT COST TO SIT DOWN?" ...


LOL... i think he meant how much it costs per head or something.. and wah lao the girl was like quite diao cuz apparently she'd get disgraced.. haha.. okay so they ate kinda in quietness and hardly talked.. and the girl said "can u dun bother so much about the price or something"....

when paying up... he used debit card. 1st time.. to impress.. haha..
damn funny... he dun noe how to sign la... i think its probably the electronic type. haha.. disgraced her again..

outside, she asked him how much it was and den gave him $30.. meal $50++ and ask him to keep the change.. haha..

after dinner they went to converse stall.. she chose 2 bags and asked him which nice.. think he pointed out the one she didnt really like.. hahahahah..

anyway previously when he told the story the senior medic was around and she said normally in these situations u must look at which hand the girl is holding the item.. the master hand shd be the one with the one she prefers.. haha.. tip tip.. lol..

okay she hinted tt she was tired and wanted to go.. den he said they haven went to watch the night garden thing.. haha.. she was like "WAH LAO now den u say.. its like at the other end"... but in the end they still proceeded there..

1/2 way there, he said if u're tired u want to go home? hahaha... she was like.. now den u say.. zzz.. almost there liao.. haha.. so still went..

okay.. so they went there.. see view den she took some photos.. he suggested taking a picture.. she said "okay i take for u"... he said take tgt, she SAID NO.. damn mean can.. haha.. oh well..


he still haven passed her the gift.. zzz.. said wat need to find correct time and wat the garden got a lot of couples den he felt inappropriate.. zzz.. i mean how hard can it be to give someone an ipod? lol..

ok so she wanted to leave le.. she said bye and tried to walk away... X followed. haha.. bth.. he was trying to fish the gift out from the bag while chasing her.. i can imagine how funny it is.. haha. like ginnas playing catching.. haha..


noticing he was still following she entered a supermarket and walked quickly in a zig zag manner.. haha.. (think tekong and wild boar..) .. LOL... anyway he lost sight of her for a while but den saw 2 shoes sticking out behind a pillar.. haha.. when he went close, she said, WHY DO U KEEP FOLLOWING me? and den ran away..


poor X had no chance of giving the present and den went home after sms-ing to tell her.. lol..

after a few days, he tried to sms her.. she told him curtly, "please stop bothering me and stop reading my blog"..


we were thinking.. if she'd been a little more patient, she'd had a new ipod nano..

i noe u cant measure love in turns of ipods, but its an ipod after all. haha..


oh well.. he emailed her in jan to ask her wat his faults were.. :S .. she got reply.. next time den i blog..





i noe this post super long.. haha. he took like 1hr to narrate today to many medics.. lol.. enjoy..