ya once i serve finish my beloved nation Singapore, i should get a wifi enabled phone.. whahaha.. hopefully by then there're more options and the price is lower... lol..


actually i'm only interested in the internet functionality and maybe mp3.. lol.. the other things like ringtones and games and wat else, not really interested.. 5 megapixel is jus crazy.. lol..

there's even a barcode reading function. mad.. lol..

something to laugh for u guys..

super cool mobile phone.. cant stand it..

okay la i think only the wifi function is damn cool.. the 5 megapixel camera is overkill. lol..

surfing with the net with that phone is quite fast.. unlike my dumbo psp.. lol..


nokia N80 internet edition also has wifi functionality... after ord i sure get one of those phone.. haha.. 3.5g. hmmm

I actually find the taste of clorets quite nice.. but recently keep hearing this advertisement on class 95 (cuz recently got car to drive ma.. haha :P)

its something like

" so you finally got a date with your dream girl, but bad breath is a sure way to make the girl (insert phrase cuz i forgot le - but it means turn the girl off)..

den the ad goes on to say smth like clorets, kills bad breath, not masks it"

i'm like wth... stereotypical...

crap.. why must be got a date with dream girl? why cannot dream guy? thats such an insult to gays... and wat only guys can get dates girls cant date a dream guy? lol..

they shd change it to jus simply "dream date"


one more thing.. more qi si ren.. is the ad trying to imply only guys have bad breath? wat the hell.. super nonsense.. haha.......



CONDEMN CLORETS... never eat it again.. lol (joking.. i stil like the taste.. haha)

Recently I found out that I am able to log into Blogger from medical centre. Rather cool discovery since for a couple (I think around 5?) months it was not possible. I suspect its java because few weeks back someone installed java in the computer. Actually you all know that person who installed it, he is that clerk I mentioned a few posts back. =x

Haha.

Anyway I'm bored. Really bored.

Just here to share a thread I saw on EDMW which is super hilarious.

Haha again.

This forumer reared a female Luo Han fish at home. This morning he noticed that the fish was floating a little and that one eye was whitish. So I guessed he kind of freaked out. To end the fish's suffering, he decided to throw the fish into the toilet bowl and flush it off.

So, good and merciful plan. (I support euthanasia by the way. =P)

Only that, the fished jammed his toilet bowl.

Laughs out loud.

At his wits' end, abovementioned forumer has tried pouring hot water, oil, detergent, among other concoctions into his toilet bowl in the hope that miraculously, his (presumably dead by now) fish would be Flushed Away (reminds me of the movie).

Haha.

I am like what the hell dude?

When it has been obvious enough his lame duck pouring methods have failed miserably, he contacted a plumber and obtained a quote of $23 to clear the choked toilet bowl.

Unwilling to pay $23 for the undertaking of his probably-already-dead-by-now fish, he has turned to other forumers for help. He is currently looking for new ideas and is also offering cash/meal to others who can go to his house to "unchoke the toilet bowl".

I quote: "The fish is about the size of your whole palm and it is slim female Luohan. Can you come to my house to flush out the fish ? I stay at Tiong Bahru and those who know how to flush it out can sms me at 94483790. I give you a lunch treat or offer $$$ if you can do it."

I guess you are also finding this very funny.

Haha.

This is really WHAT THE FISH. Pun intended.

Haha.

In case you have yet to notice, I typed with punctuations, used capital letters whenever necessary and tried to use correct grammar as I typed this post.

These are distinctly and undeniably signs and symptoms of someone who is too damn free.

Thanks for reading.

Good luck for your exams. (To whom/whoms it may concern)

Now you guys can download the Southpark ord countdown timer you all have in camp here !!!

with kenny and cartman..


haha a lot of people have the South Park ORD count down timer sia i realised.. hmmm... anw jus fyi its kinda inaccurate (the work days part) because it counts a week as 5.5 workday... which is totally inaccurate.. haha..

Enjoy.

erm.. kinda bad.. there goes my weekend... poof! up in smoke.. sigh..

at least i get to drive this week... silver lining.. hmmm... driving to camp is bad.. lol.. become like a driver... :S

made to drive pple here drive pple there.. lol.. oh well...

thanks all who have helped.. keep helping k? whahaha... dun get pissed off.. lol..

hmmmmm.. haven got my NUS application results... ahhhh... last year i received news/letter so soon.. lalala~ :P

wah lao super sian. this female billionaire who passed away in HK.. nina wang i think... left all her money.. 4.6 billion USD to her fortune teller... wah dao.. next time i also go and be fortune teller le.. haha... ALL man... that guy really good at changing his own fortune sia.. haha..


haha some pple copy cat also... learn me place the ads... haha... dun want to mention who... also in changi naval base.. from cchb.. from tpjc.. from s01.. super dao one.. always ask him questions will ignore ur qns.. BTH..

digressing 1st.. see the advertisement thing above? new means of $$$.. haha.. getting paid per click is really cool.. hope u readers get wat i mean.. lol..


anw ya Cho Seung-Hui from south korea went on a killing spree... diao... killed 30 something people.. =x..


powerful thing is in the middle of the spree, he went to post the suicide videos he took b4 e massacre.. :S he made 20 ++ videos to express his anger... suspected BGR problems..

wah kao.. really is abnormal loh.. before he fire at pple he greets them... mad!

best thing is, despite all that has happened, america isnt going to rethink their gun laws.. as it stands, anyone can buy guys legally (above certain age ba).. know why? my guess is tat all the politicians are receiving incentives from these gun cartels.. haha.. perhaps its cuz their pay isnt as high as what our dear beloved politicians are receving.. i think the PM's pay is 10 x george bush pay.. hmmmm.. lol think about it..

life in ns is aptly described by the word record...


in the beginning, u're a REC (short form for recruit)

and at the end of the tunnel, its ORD.. (short for operationally ready date - some of u might not know despite hearing the term ord countless of times)



Jus like setting a record, the feeling of "finishing" the word (i.e. when u reach the end of the tunnel) is indescribable.. woohoo... the elation to be experienced will be out of the world.. the exhilaration will leave you speechless..


and soon, i'll experience that whacky out of the world feeling.. count with me readers.. 7 months and 18 days... after nus hols it'll be 4 months.. i'm in dreamland already.. i can see light already..


off today.. that explains this nutcase post.. haha... and my parents are overseas.. whee... can drive to camp for e next few days..

meeting bmt frens later.. =) life is good..

time to share our joy tgt.. haha..


since i entered the medical centre, there've been 3 "newer" batches (xing jiao)...

among ourselves, its 3 younger generations.. keke.. which makes my batch the great-grandfather.. haha.. i'll prabably get to see 1 more batch.. yep.. shiok..

funny thing is, of the 3 "newer batches", 1 is 87 jc batch.. the rest are all older than me.. =x ... i think i'm e youngest in medical centre.. or one of the youngest.. haha.. MC has 7 1987 batch.. 3 ord in nov, 1 in dec (me) lol, and 3 in feb/march ' 08 .. whaha..

now suddenly my life has an injection of games..

@ home i'm playing command and conquer 3.. quite addictive.. not too bad if u discount the fact my graphics card sucks and one second in the game is 5 seconds in real life.. lol.. stupid...



in camp too.. few weeks back discovered how to play pinball on e com cuz its hidden.. lol.. cool.. played and played.. den i set a super high score.. whahahaha..

24.6 million.. power-ed..

and the high score list i put..

WIN B4 TEOW ORD GET BREAKFAST... (i know the sentence structure is weird but no choice... cuz there's a character limit.. lol.. and in medical centre we usually bet using mobile canteen breakfast... haha..)

whahahaha.. super arrogant i know.. cuz no matter how many pple i doubt anyone can beat.. haha..

pardon me so old sch playing pinball cuz in camp too sian le.. :P



still think e grass in greener on e other side.. (studying i mean)... booo..

there pple are in uni doing something for their own future..

and here i am in the saf doing something for the future of people doing something for their own future...

crap.. and wat do i get.. $50 pay increment.. wow...



anw today got new games.. haha.. colleage sent me a whole zip file of games.. lol.. got mario.. but quite difficult to play.. lol..

wah sian... involved in a road traffic accident earlier..

and i hit and run.. =x ..

really not my fault loh.. there i was driving on SLE happily at 90 kmh..


suddenly rushed out onto my path..

sway.. my heart sank la when i heard the sound produced from the impact..


feel really bad n sorry..













RIP okay birdy??



poor bird... couldnt really see wat species cuz happened too fast.. there was 2 bird on the lane to my left lane den all of a sudden both flew into my lane.. i heard a knock at the bumper area and my dad turned back n said tt there was a bird (presumably) dead on e floor..


so i'm not sure if i killed one or 2... sigh..

actually i hope i killed the bird...

i mean, for me la, i'd rather get kocked dead than to get squashed dead...


this is a sad day..



on a totally insensitve note,

i like my haircut.. hahaha

tis is a story about a clerk.. works in medical centre..

pes E (hey!! same as me.. lol)

anw pes status not impt.. same pes but totally diff world..

anw again said guy is no lifer..

very very technologically inclined.. clearly has no life.. maintains a server IN HIS HOUSE with like 4??? computers linked tgt or something... spends lots of money every phone bills and payment for his server and electricity (IMPT PART.. will return to this later) and of cuz also $$ to upgrade his computer periodically.. his house phone is answered by the server.. totally unnecessary..

anw said clerk has a dad who is a NEA inspector, u know those going around to grade hygiene conditions of food outlets.. he thinks his dad is a POLICEMAN... LOL man.. child like thinking.. says tt the work documents of his dad are super super impt, Secret Classification and so he HAS to use his server to protect hackers from it.. madness.... or so he justifies it tt way..

*thinks to myself*.. ya rite hackers are going to want to know the grades of the inspection his dad carried out.. oh wait, its displayed in front of the shops... at this point, please laugh with me loudly..


has a uncle who has a shop in sim lim.. this is funny too... not too long ago a few medics were looking to buy external harddisk.. abovementioned clerk says his uncle can give "special rate" of $200.. for 320 gb..

hmmm okay not bad.. seems quite cheap.. i suggested checking hardwarezone pricelists. ERM... actually its much cheaper, can get at $160.. confronts clerk... clerk IMMEDIATELY sinks into depression and contacts uncle..

comes back with a cock n bull story saying the cheaper ones are parallel import(when clearly it states local warranty)... nvm.. then proceeds to say in a totally immature and childlike manner: "next time dun ask my uncle for special deals" .. or smth like tt... HELLO.. its so ex.. no thanks.. this other medic got him to assemble a pc some time ago.. almost 1.5k.. sick..... feel sorry for e medic...




ok tt was e past.. this is the damn funny event tt occured today..

medic x questions said clerk about his server, why he on whole day and waste electricity, in e process contributing to global warming and e melting ice caps.. which in turn causes rising water levels and thus might result in the loss of low lying islands like the maldives... also causes desertification if many areas due to chages in weather patterns..


haha no all he only said global warming.. pardon me for showcasing my knowledge on global warming.. haha..

ok anw clerk replies and says he's using DC instead (batteries), which we clearly know its NOT possible.. but medic x says DC uses even more electricity and raw materials and asked him to explain again.. whahaha.. clerk is speechless..


HERE MEDIC X BREAKS OUT INTO A VICTORY DANCE... PROCLAIMING:"I WIN" loudly.. haha.. i was like supressing my laughter can??

haha unknown to us, clerk has cupped his face and has started crying.. oh GOD...

den walks off saing he's going to complain to CO, Chief clerk and a warrant officer of the grounds of: complain for underestimating my knowledge... erm... LOL????

i'm on e verge of bursting out laughing here..

just then, a spec walks over and heard tt medic x made clerk cry.. spec exclaims: "CONGRATULATIONs.... u're e 1st to make clerk cry"

erm unknown to him, clerk appeared behind.. LOL... classic example of getting caught talking behind pple's back.. haha.. clerk takes his own hp and throws it onto the ground.. LOL.


tts all i have to share... to me its super bth-ly funny..

sunday i'm refering to..

5 case to send.. i'm refering to patients mind u.. not really transporting containers okay?

morning send a reservist to paya lebar.. i feel like hanging myself.. the vehicle was travelling @ 55kmh.. oh god.... a 15 mins journey become 40 mins.. zzzz.. yea cuz the vehicle is fitted with a sickening beeper that beeps every time the driver exceeds 55.. if it beeps 10 times continuously, the driver get 1 extra.. crappy one..

erm 8pm one more.. 12 am another.. hello i slept at 1130pm.. ahhh... den 3am.. super pissed le.. and to complete the wonderful day, another one at 5am.. i seriously suspect e idiot at 3am is faking it.. ahhhhh... too bad.. we have directives to follow.. =( make me wake up to go to cgh., kns..


well if thats not enuf, back home, my dad switched off my laptop... ahhhhh .. jus when my command and conquer 3 download was about to be completed.. in e end i have to go to colleague's house to get from him. damn..


duty ytd i came across this blog post..

Singapore should not host F1 race: Malaysian minister

http://malaysia-today.net/blog2006/newsncom.php?itemid=3636

about this m'sian minister DUMB m'sian minister who happens to be the sports minister... oh ya Female by e way...

so most of the comments were by m'sians suprisingly..

"UMNO can declare "NO COMPETITION" for the top two UMNO posts, but how could a UMNO minister tell our neighbour Singapore not to compete F1?? Silly!!
Why don't you tell Singapore not to build a casino to compete with Genting?

F1 doesn't belong to us/Malaysia.
We have silly politician making stupid remarks."

"Stupid dumbo bimbo! "

"Another stupid remark by our minister.The truth is she is very very afraid Singapore will capture most attention from the world once they host a F1!My toes are laughing! "

"Singapore should not compete with Malaysia,’ Sports Minister Azalina Othman Said told reporters."
_______________________________

Malaysia should not be competed in anyway because we are afraid to Lose ("Kia Su"). It is other countries' faults to be better than us.
Malaysia should not go to the Olympics, Sea Games,Asia Games etc..... "



me thinks she doesnt even noe wats f1 about.. lol..

*watch me

clearly just looking 4ward to ORD..

yes i keep saying it..

jus lifts my spirits when i see 249 days... might seem very long.. but include weekends, public hols, 14 day leave, MCs, medical appt, offs, etc..

would say about 140 working days? cool...

*watch me ORD

till then, i have nothing to look forward to in life.. almost..


striving for my goals...

my million bucks,
my first class
my own property
my holiday trips around the world..

*watch me achieve them

hey staff edmund,

i can 忍

the toes u step on today, might be linked to the same ass u have to kiss tomorrow.. always remember that...

seriously.. dun mess with me.. i'm not ur typical a level grad who's afraid to bite back..

i'm serving the nation, the nation is serving u... what will become of u without the organisation... lol.. i shudder for u when i think of it...

*watch me retaliate