duty =x

Recently I found out that I am able to log into Blogger from medical centre. Rather cool discovery since for a couple (I think around 5?) months it was not possible. I suspect its java because few weeks back someone installed java in the computer. Actually you all know that person who installed it, he is that clerk I mentioned a few posts back. =x

Haha.

Anyway I'm bored. Really bored.

Just here to share a thread I saw on EDMW which is super hilarious.

Haha again.

This forumer reared a female Luo Han fish at home. This morning he noticed that the fish was floating a little and that one eye was whitish. So I guessed he kind of freaked out. To end the fish's suffering, he decided to throw the fish into the toilet bowl and flush it off.

So, good and merciful plan. (I support euthanasia by the way. =P)

Only that, the fished jammed his toilet bowl.

Laughs out loud.

At his wits' end, abovementioned forumer has tried pouring hot water, oil, detergent, among other concoctions into his toilet bowl in the hope that miraculously, his (presumably dead by now) fish would be Flushed Away (reminds me of the movie).

Haha.

I am like what the hell dude?

When it has been obvious enough his lame duck pouring methods have failed miserably, he contacted a plumber and obtained a quote of $23 to clear the choked toilet bowl.

Unwilling to pay $23 for the undertaking of his probably-already-dead-by-now fish, he has turned to other forumers for help. He is currently looking for new ideas and is also offering cash/meal to others who can go to his house to "unchoke the toilet bowl".

I quote: "The fish is about the size of your whole palm and it is slim female Luohan. Can you come to my house to flush out the fish ? I stay at Tiong Bahru and those who know how to flush it out can sms me at 94483790. I give you a lunch treat or offer $$$ if you can do it."

I guess you are also finding this very funny.

Haha.

This is really WHAT THE FISH. Pun intended.

Haha.

In case you have yet to notice, I typed with punctuations, used capital letters whenever necessary and tried to use correct grammar as I typed this post.

These are distinctly and undeniably signs and symptoms of someone who is too damn free.

Thanks for reading.

Good luck for your exams. (To whom/whoms it may concern)