SHIT!
damn it!!!!! SHIT!!!!! WHY!!!!! ARGH!!!!! this sucks...
Saturday, February 26, 2005
ROFL
Things people actually said in court
Things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
Q: Are you sexually active?
A: No, I just lie there.
Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July 18th
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget? Can you give us an example of something that you’ve forgotten?
Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when
he woke up that morning?
A: He said, “Where am I, Cathy?”
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in
voodoo or the occult?
A: We both do.
Q: Voodoo.
A: We do.
Q: You do?
A: Yes, voodoo.
Q: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his
sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?
A: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?
Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?
Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?
Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a
deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead
people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
Q: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you
go to?
A: Oral.
Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was
doing an autopsy.
Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check
for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when
you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive,
nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing
law somewhere.
laughed like mad.. thks sh..
Expensive Sg
omg.. jus went to pasar malam.. like wth.. e stuff there are exorbitant.. only e food stuff prices still ok la.. ate durian, food and some drinks.. saw e other stuff totally rip off.. saw e jigsaw puzzle i bought for $2 from china.. here selling $19.80.. !!! i got e urge to go back and buy 100 to come sg sell.. then on 2nd tot, how am i going to bring 100 boxes back.. -.-.. ok and the clothes and shoes they sell, all brandless.. haha.. unlike in china markets for brand-named clothes, shoes.. and for much cheaper.. dun noe why pple still can say sg is a shopping paradise.. -.-..
actually going to china was damn fun.. actually is going on holidays in general la.. haha.. no stress at all.. forget all about sch.. everyday is sightsee, play, shop like mad(esp in shanghai), sleep, eat and let e cycle repeat.. got e urge to go back once again.. maybe this march? 3 days i also song.. can buy e things i missed out.. muahahahaha
speaking of expensive.. i dun understand y some males (dun 1 2 name la not very nice), actually is a LOT of males, must go to hairdressing salons to get their hair cut.. i find it a total waste of money.. they would spend an average of $25 per hair cut.. whats wrong with a barber ar?? i would think most barbers nowadays also have air conditioning rite.. and y must discriminate against malay barbers or actually barbers of any particular race? i would think most of the malay barbers actually have more experience than those youths at the salons.. and, it only costs $8 to also get a haircut that will last for e same period of time.. so zzzz.....
Thursday, February 24, 2005
CHINA.. some pictures..
played a game to kill time with my sis..
cose i went during v day that period(came back on e 14th), everywhere had lots of v day stuff.. but the cake (1st pic) above was e best.. lol.. damn big..
Pearl Tower n Nite View
Silk n Worms :X
use leg to operate 1 leh.. not electricity.. dun siao siao..
wat a cute little boy.. e last emperor..
Quite True
