1 month has passed since toiletbreak..

let's make a list of what has been achieved:

1) We has managed to capture another JI member in replacement to take up the vacancy vacated by MSK. This will ensure that no jobs will be lost at the dentention centre due to reduced workload and the employment rate will not be affected.

Our 141th media can then proudly proclaim again next year that unemployment is at the lowest level and we are all living happily ever after.

also, can zou he (做戏) ma! As usual, top rated propaganda =D

Oscar nominations for best director and screen play.


2) We have caught many more illegal immigrants. Very good according to minister ah wong.

But doesnt this show how slack the efforts to tackle the problem was before the escape? Well done. (the way they managed to write up the story to neglect the negative part)

Golden horse normination for script writing.


3) We managed to burn many weekends of our poor nsfs. Poor guys. As if being paid $500 a month isnt bad enough for exploitation. We had to position them 5 metres apart from each other along Whitley road in the hot sun just in case MSK pops out of the ground or a pothole at Whitley road. I think it would take someone really stupid to believe that MSK would be stupid enough to remain/loiter/pop up at Whitley road. I wonder who gave the order.

Star awards nomination for best actor.


4) We managed to successfully coordinate a cohesive effort to display MSK's wanted posters at almost every public location. Even buses.

Pssst, the posters are even laminated!

When they finally realised that from day 1 MSK had already esacped out of their clutches and territory, they can organise a first come first serve event where people can queue up to get free coasters. =) Idea man.

Hopefully the public will be as receptive to it as hello kitties.


5) We have very successfully managed to shift the public's attention away from the fact that chicken rice now costs $3.50 from $2 a year ago. This feat was only possible because Sillyporeans bonded together as one to try to spot limping terrorists.

What we had failed to realise was that printing and laminating posters, driving tonners and vehicles here and there, conducting searches using helicopters actually requires money. And no, contrary to what you might think, the rulers are not using their salary to pay for the search efforts.

Remember the 2% increase in gst last year? No prizes for guessing where part of it had been allocated to.

6) We have also managed to create a mockery out of ourselves for allowing a terrorist escape from a toilet. I would understand if his accomplices had sent in tanks and F15s and Apaches to assault Whitley dentention centre to rescue him.

But no, they didnt. They waited while he escaped from the - wait for it - TOILET.

Well done.


7) In the process of this fiasco, we indirectly demonstrated the powress of the TNI and Indonesian police. In a country comprising of 17508 island, 222 million people and total land area of 1,919,440 km², MSK was captured. Not once, but TWICE.


No prizes again for guessing how many times sillypore (704.0 km²) have managed to capture him.

Yup, not even ONCE!

In case you're slightly behind in the background knowledge, MSK was passed to us by indonesia.


I could go on and on. But I think i'll stop. I dont want anyone to accuse me of being unpatriotic.

I am. I really am. :P