it takes nearly 2 months...

... for our highly efficient leaders to inform us that the reason for the escape is due to....

-ungrilled windows
-unsupervised toilet visit
-poorly secured fence

Tom, dick or harry would have told me tat in a matter of days..

oh snap! i jus realised kan seng isnt called tom, dick or harry..


hell for 2 months i was expecting better.. least of all it should have been creative...


given 2 months, i can come out with a story much more entertaining...


it would have included details like how he managed to obtain a can of red bull from a pixie..

den he would have drunk the red bull and as per the slogan "red bull gives you wings!", sprouted wings and flew away..

next the air force would scramble some planes to hunt him down and blah blah.. they would get involved in a dog fight and the terrorist would be firing candy floss at the planes so that their vision were impeded..



but i'm sorry... no such story... only 1 simple line from our highly paid leaders..

It Was An Honest Mistake


now tat solves matters.... thats y we pay them so highly see?