THINGS ONLY A MOM CAN TEACH

My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION....
"Just wait until your father gets home!"

My Mother taught me about RECEIVING....
"You are going to get it when we get home!"

My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD ...
"If you don't pass your spelling test,
you'll never get a good job."

My Mother taught me HUMOR ....
"When the lawn mower cuts off your toes,
don't come running to me."

My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT...
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE...
"What were you thinking? Answer me when I
talk to you ... Don't talk back to me!"

My Mother taught me LOGIC ...
"If you fall off that swing and break your
neck, you can't go to the store with me."


And my all time favorite ... JUSTICE....
"One day you'll have kids,
and I hope they turn out just like you


hAhA...