I just tot of a foolproof way for teens to get their parents to buy them new clothes..

sometimes it really amazes myself how i manage to come up with such ingenious ideas...


ok so u know how some parents are always unwilling to get new clothes for their children.. (except maybe CNY for some?)


the solution is actually so simple.. jus eat more and gain weight.. genius rite?

oh my god.. when kids gain weight, obviously they need larger clothes rite?



on the other hand, losing weight might help too.. though its obviously tougher and sometimes the parents still refuse to get new clothes..

thats y u see some punks (esp in america) wearing oversized baggy clothes.. they've clearly lost a lot of weight and should be respected..



that's all folks..


now let me go think of how teens can get new toys.. i'm thinking along the line of mercury and lead caused by goons n thugs..


get it? good.. no? too bad..