the world isnt complete without weirdo..

dun they jus brighten up our day? rmb jun yuan n cheryl? there's one in my offfiiiiccceeee.

allow me to illustrate.

let's call him weirdo.

weirdo pulls up his long pants in office everyday. i swear its damn gay. i would really like to show u a picture of it but unfortunately my phone was sent for servicing and i also dun 1 2 overdo things.


ok not only that, he's always displaying, through actions, that he is feeling really cold.


in fact, because of his compulsive tendency to adjust the temperature, we now have a rule that dictates that the temperature must remain at 22 degree celcius, regardless of whether its snowing or if the there's a forest fire outside.


to add, whenever he answers the phone, he automatically cups the receiver end using the other palm, afraid that we will by any chance get to hear his sexy voice.



back to today. i entered the toilet to notice him about 30 cm in front of the urinal. he looked like he was meditating peacefully. initially it didnt even occur to me that he was in fact, urinating.

in my 20 years, i have never come across something as wacky as this.

ok anw as physics students, (or as some1 with common sense), we know that with pressure, urine can travel. obviously as his reservior got depleted, the distance attained naturally declined exponentially.

this obviously resulted him the floor being decorated with shiny drops of urine. very disturbing huh? tell me about it.


wait. thats not the best part.

hang on.



and he ran. he ran to wash his hands and he ran out of the toilet. for watsoever reason i have no idea.

as i exited, i saw him walking slowly away from the toilet towards the direction of the office.



and thus i conclude that today, on the 23rd of april 2008, i came across the weirdest person ever.


u have a nice day!