oh ya... before i forget.. here's another 1...

this spastic caller, called today..

i could recognise his voice.. called b4..


he wanted to look for jeet kune do course...

never heard of it.. now b4 u go google, make a guess..

WAT THE HELL IS JEET KUNE DO?

turns out its bruce lee martial art or some shit related..



so ya anyways, the course is over! period. OVER.

caller doesnt get it. OVER is not a word in his dictionary.


INSISTS on knowing when the next course is. well done. start to piss me off..

when i finally explained the meaning of OVER and NEVER GONNA HAPPEN AGAIN, he asked me to check in a few years, no kidding, to check in a few years and get back to him... (he din even think of suggesting weeks or months)

AND NO, there was no sarcarsm at all.. he really meant it.. he really wanted me to check in a few years time and get back to him...


either that guy is a nutcase, or he's mad.


i cant think of any other logical explanation. water has started to enter lungs.. i'm going to die of pneumothorax...

no no no wait... dumbness has entered my lungs..

I'm dying of dumbothorax...


jus great!